administratorlisacuddy

[administratorlisacuddy]

not for me losers, all the vending machines near my office are fully stocked

-Cuddy

hey house I heard that on the first floor vending machine will give you free cheese it’s some times

-Nurse Beaver🦝

half the vending machines are broken. don’t tell cuddy.

-house

[administratorlisacuddy]

differential diagnosis for being awesomesauce?

being named lisa cuddy

because people keep calling me office siren. I still dont know what it means but i assume its a compliment

-Cuddy

[administratorlisacuddy]

Hi, I’m a new intern working for House. Not sure how I got the job since I’m not a med major but I guess wondering is above my pay grade. I gotta ask, is he always like That? The first time I met him, he immediately clocked me (he seems to have impeccable gaydar) and asked me what my type in women is. He also somehow figured out why I use a cane like he’s Sherlock Holmes or something. Absolutely wild interview.

-Pockets, the gay Intern 🌈

oh boy.

your in for a treat.

I give you 3 days until you quit.

In all seriousness, yes he.. has amazing gaydar.

Whenever he sees someone with a cane he knows why like hes psychic.. it really freaks everyone out!

any house interview is never NOT wild.

-Cuddy

[administratorlisacuddy]

facelift wilson creepypasta 😔😔

ooc

IM CRYING I FOUND THIS WILSON SHIRT FROM TEMU

that is NOT my james wilson HAHAHGESHG

They gave him a facelift and de-oldified my king!!

am i crazy or does he look 12.

[administratorlisacuddy]

Both of you get the day off, im scared

ooc

IM CRYING I FOUND THIS WILSON SHIRT FROM TEMU

that is NOT my james wilson HAHAHGESHG

They gave him a facelift and de-oldified my king!!

am i crazy or does he look 12.

[administratorlisacuddy]

Hi, Dr Cuddy! I feel like your face was made to be drawn. Like, fr. I can't stop drawing you. It's turning into a problem. I think you can note it down as a symptom.

its very common.. Unfortunately i'm just very pretty.

It would be really funny if you told house about this. im guessing he would get mad for "wasting his time"

-Cuddy

[administratorlisacuddy]

I cant escape facelift wilson. help.

ooc

IM CRYING I FOUND THIS WILSON SHIRT FROM TEMU

that is NOT my james wilson HAHAHGESHG

They gave him a facelift and de-oldified my king!!

am i crazy or does he look 12.

[administratorlisacuddy]

ooc

IM CRYING I FOUND THIS WILSON SHIRT FROM TEMU

that is NOT my james wilson HAHAHGESHG

They gave him a facelift and de-oldified my king!!

am i crazy or does he look 12.

[administratorlisacuddy]

I for one agree with anon Ms. Cuddy. Yes, you are objectively the prettiest administrator. This is not at all a biased opinion based on the fact that you come to chat with me up in HR every once in a while. It was a totally fair election for prettiest administrator.

-Ms. Everheart, HR staff

hehe.. Stop!! stopppp!!

Dont stop guys i love being called pretty.

I definitely deserve this title, its an honour being your prettiest administrator

-Cuddy

[administratorlisacuddy]

hiii you're so pretty.....

I know, right?

Like Im the prettiest hospital administrator ever

-Cuddy

[administratorlisacuddy]

enemies to lovers

@dr-a-cam have you seen this shit

-Cuddy

PS: okay im sorry fitz i'll stop now 😔😔

hellou fitz whats fitz short for actually - 🪶

fitzroy! but everyone calls me fitz

[administratorlisacuddy]

Im here for this workplace yaoi

-Cuddy

hellou fitz whats fitz short for actually - 🪶

fitzroy! but everyone calls me fitz

[administratorlisacuddy]

Evening, fitz.

This happens every day. i'm so tired of it. That is just house unfortunately.. a natural bully.

Your not in danger though. That's for sure, he's an old man with a cane and a drug addiction. Though it feels like he will, he wont hurt you.

No need for you to fear for your life.

It usually blows over when he finds a new person or thing to hyperfixate on, I personally believe he's autistic.

I'll have a talk with him for the, what? 398th time? I can't guarantee that it'll work because hes house, But of course i'll grant you some time off.

If he's still bothering you, dont be afraid to report him to HR.

Get some rest,

-Dr. Cuddy

PS: you could have sent that email.. Thanks for informing on tumblr I guess?

ooc: hii @fitz-from-radiology your so cool

do i send it

[administratorlisacuddy]

Drop this read AND join the cult club.

-Cuddy

My friend made an mpreg fanfic of you, wilsons the dad.

I apologise for her horrendous acts my good sir

Wouldn’t be a first. Look at my team.

Was it good at least?

[administratorlisacuddy]

GNA GNA GNA GNARLY IM THE SHIT IM THE SHIT 💃💃

...

..huh?

i-is this a reference of some sort??

I dont get it.

-Cuddy

[administratorlisacuddy]

You know Ms. Cuddy you can always come to the HR department and chat with us ladies when you get bored in the office. We’re pretty organized so the work flow is never too viscous for company.

- Ms. Everheart, HR staff member

oooo, That seems nice!

I do need to get away from house bothering me all the time.

I'll see you there soon!

-Cuddy

[administratorlisacuddy]

yeah he needs to pregame with chase and talk about how stressed they've been, then fall into eachothers arms and kiss

im never letting anyone live down the legendary choreman fanfic cameron made

-Cuddy

Who ordered 59 cans and bottles of cashew apple juice???

I needed to restock.