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anyways not to accuse the spn writers room of good writing but the way they handled dean and cas' relationship during dabbs era actually sits really well with me now that we know that the cw did in fact carry out market research on destiel and can assume they decided sometime during s13 that cas was allowed to be gay and dean wasn't. i've been defending waiting until last minute from the start because 1) it's about the slow burn 2) i don't trust them to write long-term explicitly romantic deancas and 3) cas professing his love to dean resolved his emotional arc very well. but knowing that reciprocated deancas endgame was probably never in the cards makes me appreciate them waiting so long even more because it allowed them to just... not address dean's feelings about cas at all and leave it ambiguous instead of having dean reject him. like yeah they erased cas from the narrative for being gay and there's a massive cas shaped void everytime dean is on screen and that sucks but the alternative would have been reuniting them and then dean letting him down gently. instead they spend all of s15 focusing how dean feels about cas knowing they could never actually textually address it and then set up an ending that makes it very reasonable to assume that the first thing that happens post-canon is dean and cas reuniting and getting together. at no point does the narrative suggest dean doesn't reciprocate! that's pretty big! i still want to fistfight andrew dabb about pretty much everything that happened in 15x20 but maybe the worst most narratively unsatisfying finale in history also allowed us to keep the greatest love story of all time

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I open the fic. I see that the author has spelled it “Cass.” I close the fic.

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January Morning - St. Petersburg by  Ed Gordeev

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Someone asked Jared which season was his favorite Sam hair, and Jensen spent ten minutes absolutely confounded that people thought there was any difference in Sam’s hair from season to season.

He didn’t believe Dean’s haircut ever changed either.

Bless his grumpy old heart. 😂

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Quatre, Duo, and Trowa join the final battle

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top 25 supernatural dynamics (as voted by my followers) #24. cas and charlie “whoa! is that who i think it is?”

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Reblog this if more Misha/Cas in S13 would make you happy or would be okay with you

since I saw a negative post about this before s12, I wanted to make a point.

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Fuck, they realized they missed one.

Missouri Moseley, who has not been seen since season 1 of the show, will be returning and she’ll be connected to the spin-off. Singer said that “she is the grandmother of Patience, who will be the third [young] girl in [the spin-off]. [Missouri] reluctantly has actually passed down through generations her psychic skills. [Patience’s] father wants her to deny those and not give in to this world. Circumstances dictate that she has to and that’s how she ends up at Jody’s.” We’ll see Missouri in episode 3.

Source: Supernatural Comic-Con Press Room: The Cast and Producers Tease the Devil’s Son, Alternate Realities and More

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My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

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alright but why use alpha and omega or nobles and peasants when you can just

do straight up classes

“YOU’RE NOT DATING A ROGUE! THIS IS A FAMILY OF TANKS AND HEALERS ONLY!”

“I’m sorry ma’am but it seems your baby is a… hunter”

“how could this happen i did everything right”

“are you sure your husband isnt…. dual classing behind your back?”

*sobbing*

“YOU’RE A WIZARD YOU CAN’T DATE A BARBARIAN THATS JUST UNNATURAL! THINK ABOUT YOUR STAT DISTRIBUTION!”

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Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

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Selling Supernatural NJ Con Ticket for Sunday and Jensen photo op ticket

Please spread this around so anyone who might want to go sees this!

I am selling a general admission ticket for Sunday (the day J2 comes) for the Supernatural NJ Con in Whippany. I bought this a while ago and can’t go now so it’s a chance for someone to go especially since these are sold out now on the Creation website.

Message me with best offer

can do payment through paypal or venmo (or possibly fb messenger) and will send ticket through email

Update:

I also have a Jensen photo op ticket to sell, these can be bought together or separately

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Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!

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Heero isn't the type to go for something speedy and flashy. He would go for something with decent fuel efficiency and adequate speed to meet his needs. Something like a Toyota Altezza (aka Lexus IS 300), or a Toyota Corolla. Definitlely in white or black. Something that isn't going to stand out. And obviously a manual, for multiple reasons but also Heero would only operate a machine he felt in total control of. Hope that helps! :)

Okay so two questions

Question 1: Writers in the Gundam Wing Fandom: What kind of car do you think Heero drives? I’m rewriting the first chapter of a fanfiction I wrote with my friend Kat back in 2011 and I’ve changed the opening to a car pool scene with Heero driving.

Question 2: Does anyone know what kind of dumb ass update Yahoo did this time? I can no longer use Yahoo mail to look for old Yahoo IM conversations and I need to because I need to find something in a conversation I had with my sister Tina because I need it for the same fanfiction that I’m rewriting the first chapter for. Help on both of these are greatly appreciated.

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Lin Manuel Miranda hosting SNL (October 8th, 2016)