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Thank you, Luigi’s Ice Cream, for getting your modified Kei truck up the hill to KX News!

I chose a Nestlé Toll House chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich because my occasional Washburn stop on my Bismarck-to-Minot-to-Bismarck road trips no longer has them and they are the best.

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This is good stuff. You get that 1/2 second of fruit notes typical of habanero before it punches you in the face. Leaves the roof of your mouth tingling.

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Stop trying to make fetch happen!

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Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

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Gustav is one with the universe.

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If your hotel room bathroom has these, do not attempt to use, for the bottom will spring open and release 10,000 spiders into the bath with you.

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Lindy is concerned some people are celebrating Taco Tuesday instead of Tortie Tuesday.

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Remember that you are good enough, smart enough, and your cybernetic implants and inclination to scream out promotional talking points about various prescription drugs for 90 seconds at a time throughout the day are barely noticeable.

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Selkie is a calico, which means she is a well-calibrated purring machine.

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Guy: A Dave’s Single, medium fries and medium Frosty, please.

Guy2: Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Guy: I know.

Guy2:

Guy2: Oh! Right… right… [pushes buttons on till]

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All right now, fess up. Which one of you got Nessie all worked up about Mondays?

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Marlboro did an impressive job rebranding itself as a cowboy thing back in the day, but we have yet to see the introduction of the Marlburro.

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Ooh… Minty.

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“Wanna see me get this old crate up to Warp 8?” — Kirk

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A failed early-space-age attempt at modernizing the sport of curling.

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Tsk. Shoulda asked Cap’n Crunch.

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Have a great Sunday!