aeonianapparition

[aeonianapparition]

sometime in the morning or afternoon! ill be around all day so dont worry just show up whenever youre free :)

@aeonianapparition

i dont mind helping until you find someone

[aeonianapparition]

oh thats great!

just come on by in the morning and well talk!

@aeonianapparition

i dont mind helping until you find someone

[aeonianapparition]

oh sweet now were talking

im gonna be the envy of the block

@turntable-fort will you be offering prints at the next portsmouth comicon

[aeonianapparition]

ill come in the morning i want autographed prints im a collector

@turntable-fort will you be offering prints at the next portsmouth comicon

[aeonianapparition]

@turntable-fort will you be offering prints at the next portsmouth comicon

[aeonianapparition]

a megaphone for every tree 2k17

[aeonianapparition]

oh i really dont know how to write this i dont want it to sound super official but our shrine is looking for some hired help!

with my new supernatural duties and damara focusing more on her interests and hobbies the shrine needs some help with landscaping and keeping the grounds tidy and the plants healthy!

so were putting out a little call! if you love flowers and plants and have an interest in stopping invasive species from spreading to the surrounding area just bring yourself and your knowledge to the shrine for a little interview! ill be conducting them so theres no need to be nervous :)

applicants arent expected to practice any of the spiritual customs at our shrine but there will be a uniform we will provide

youll be paid very well as we believe in livable wages

looking forward to meeting whatever happy horticulturalist comes our way!

[aeonianapparition]

i really have no idea what youre referring to but im glad i was on the mark anyway

i just had a sudden and inexplicable burst of pride from deep inside me

[aeonianapparition]

i just had a sudden and inexplicable burst of pride from deep inside me

[aeonianapparition]

CLOVEN HOOV ☾ illustrations by Bryan Proteau.  

[aeonianapparition]

one day id like to meet alien aradia so we can discuss very important aradia business

such as harrison ford’s butt

[aeonianapparition]

im dressed like a satyr because that means i dont have to disguise my horns and i can do sparkly forest faun makeup and wear a flower crown

this renaissance faire is going to be great

[aeonianapparition]

the best thing about being me is that time doesnt really matter in a linear sense we can leave at 7pm and arrive at 7am the very same day

[aeonianapparition]

we can go right now if youre free! ill drive! :)

@finnyalchemist

so

i heard some of the others were going to an amusement park and down the pipeline aka my future self i also heard you werent

i also heard youre a history enthusiast

theres an event going on not far from here thats history themed that i want to go to but damara doesnt want to go and i dont want to go alone so i was wondering if you wanted to accompany me

theres jousting

[aeonianapparition]

@finnyalchemist

so

i heard some of the others were going to an amusement park and down the pipeline aka my future self i also heard you werent

i also heard youre a history enthusiast

theres an event going on not far from here thats history themed that i want to go to but damara doesnt want to go and i dont want to go alone so i was wondering if you wanted to accompany me

theres jousting

[aeonianapparition]

[aeonianapparition]

Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

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