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writers shouldn't need to go on strike – but when we do, we're funny as fuck.

some of my personal faves, taken from a longer twitter thread by jenny yang. learn more about the strike here.

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Words to use instead of said

I'm pissed:

Growled

snarled

snapped

barked

bellowed

yelled

screamed

shouted

seethed

fumed

ranted

rasped(not always angry)

grumbled

complained

leered

sneered

hissed

raged

told off

scolded

scoffed

Positive:

Laughed

grinned

chuckled

joked

quipped

teased

chortled(breathy, gleeful laugh)

giggled

beamed

exclaimed

cried out(Not always in a positive sense, but can be used that way)

cheered

burst

Confident/certain:

declared

asserted

insisted

bragged

boasted

remarked

stated

preached

I'm an asshole:

sneered(yes, twice.)

drawled

taunted

mocked

cackled

mimicked

joked

leered

provoked

exposed

I have a question:

begged

questioned

queried

probed

asked

inquired

stressed

pleaded

entreated

wondered

Yeah..I dunno about that/unsure:

faltered

stammered

trembled

quavered

hesitated

doubted

fretted

stuttered

supposed

shrugged

Quietly:

mumbled

whispered

murmured

breathed

uttered

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They’re dating, your honor

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#this had to be done

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Eremin Week 2020 - Day 7 - Grab Bag: Sweet - Memory - Ocean

Married AU - One year anniversary has our boys visiting the beach they said I do on. Because let’s face it, our boys would have a beach wedding. 

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Eremin Week 2020 - Day 6 - First Meeting / Angst or fluff?

Modern AU - Childhood friends, they meet at daycare when Eren notices this smol child reading by himself under the slide, he decides he’ll be his friend. Armin is nervous because most people make fun of him for his longer hair and goosebump books. Thus begins the friendship turned romance once they are in their later teens. My boys play animal crossing and Armin wears hair clips, they climbed trees in their youth and ever since Eren got his license they’ve traveled to the towns over. They are happy, their are playful, they are in love. That’s it, no sad times.

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Eremin Week 2020 - Day 5 - Protective / Things that remind you of eremin?

Modern AU - kind of bonnie and clyde vibes tbh. Listen these boys would definitely commit murder for each other, no questions asked.  

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Eremin Week 2020 - Day 4 - Medieval / Your ideal ocean scene?

Merlin AU no one asked for but haha it’s here. Prince Eren and Witch Armin work together to save Camelot. 

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Eremin Week 2020 - Day 3 - Flowers / What do you most about this ship?

Tattoo/Florist AU - Our boys are married and own a flower shop and tattoo parlor together. 

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Eremin Week 2020 - Day 2 - Ocean creatures / What would their first kiss be like?

Ocean AU where Armin is a Siren and Eren is the Kraken, who work together to bring down sailors to their deaths with Armin luring them in close enough for Eren to snatch. You know, couple goals.

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Eremin Week 2020 - Day 1 - Armin’s gift / What symbolizes eremin best?

…This is late…however that won’t stop me from posting it so, ta-da! Modern AU where Armin gets their friends to throw our boy Eren a b-day party! 

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Attack on Titan AU - BeruAru in a Supernatural Creatures AU. Staring Armin as a nerdy vampire and Bertholdt as the shy werewolf. 

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Elementals AU - basically, the canon ish universe, where shadowhunters and downworlders are also blessed (cursed) with powers based on certain elements. Simon Lewis, as a vampire, is an ice based elemental (cold skin = cold powers). Jonathan Morgenstern is a fire based elemental (crispy boi = crispy powers). Add the cliche of ice boi and the pyrotechnic falling in love and that’s this. I may make the others, but I’m not sure what they are. When they hold hands they steam. Simon finds it cute. 

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The Legendary Sannin - Orochimaru (Immortality Seeker)

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The Legendary Sannin - Jiraya (Toad Sage)

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Lewistern Mundane Parents AU - they own one of those cute houses in the middle of suburbia. They have two kids, the oldest being their daughter, Anabella and the youngest being their son, Ethan, named after Simon’s dad. Simon works at the high school as a Music Teacher, on the side he plays for his family and friends. Jonathan works for the school as well, as a Chemistry teacher. He enjoys pyrotechnics a bit too much, but hey the sophomores love it. Little Ana loves exploring the outdoors with her brother and occasionally pushing him when he doesn’t do what she says. Ethan juts really likes leaves and gluing them to walls, much to his parent’s dismay. However Grandma Jocelyn swears he’s gonna be the artist of the family. Clary will visit from time to time with her wife, Maia, who just loves hanging out with the kids. They are expecting their own in the Fall. All in all they are a happy family, complete with Pizza and Movie Fridays.