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[agender-john]

custody of a fictional character should get transferred to you once you spend more hours thinking about them than their creator ever did

[agender-john]

girl help! the popular fanon interpretation of my favorite character is stupid as fuck

[agender-john]

Maybe the show will be good and everyone will be normal about it and the world will be beautiful. Ok?

[agender-john]

Calling it now there are gonna be fans mad at vivzepop for making the characters thin even tho that's exactly what they look like in the comic aside from having necks now

[agender-john]

im on team anti-hussie and neutral on gio because hussie does have a track record of acting like a defiant asshole in their personality way even before all the whatpumpkin hiveswap stuff went through the motions. if gio seems to “have something against hussie” maybe it’s for a reason? you guys are like hussie worshippers but he/she/they (i dont care i’ll use them interchangeably like hussie says they want. but for something tells me hussie themself doesnt give a shit) has always been kind of a scummy person if you look at their past. theyre a great artist who has a real talent for worldbuilding but you guys seem like you’re groveling at their feet. you can think what gio wrote wasn’t in good taste, and you guys have a point about the antisemitic joke but that’s like…. not the POINT of the post. you guys are so lost in the weeds.

the question is why can’t hussie respect their fans, and manage their own fucking property if they actually care about it so much and use ruffle? mspa was fine. they keep fucking kicking the hornets nest. they sound horrible to do business with. hiveswap still isn’t fucking finished. why is hussie hiding behind a bunch of people and wrapping them up into this. why cant they just be up front? pussy behavior. and then this one-two punch? why does this drama exist in the first place?

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I'm sorry but seeing homestuck fans call hazbin hotel fans cringe is. Really something

[agender-john]

Hello am i dreaming can anyone else see this??? Homestuck show???????

[agender-john]

*logs off tumblr and rereads the source material* phew... it was all just a bad dream.. . thank god...

[agender-john]

i feel sad that everyone is leaving homestuck. reblog if ur a homestuck in this the year of our lord hussie 0 AH

[agender-john]

being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

[agender-john]

i actually do understand that character better than the writers. this happens a lot actually

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“We need complicated female characters!”

We have them, you guys just erase all of their flaws and complexity to make them #girlboss

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sometimes you guys yurify a couple and suddenly theyre all cutesy and innocent and perfectly loving. wrong. those girls better be making out nasty style and stabbing each other and being ugly and weird and irascible just like their male counterparts. in fact. even MORE so. they should be NASTIER and BLOODIER and CRAZIER!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[agender-john]

Sometimes fandom is like I wish I could find it in my heart to tolerate your guy. You look like you’re having such fun chewing on him.

[agender-john]

first rule of being a rare pair shipper is find a freak or three who can be convinced to enjoy the rare pair as much as you do. second rule is feed each other's insanity

[agender-john]

some of y'all fundamentally misunderstand my favorite characters but im being sooooo normal and mature about it. i haven't even killed anyone yet

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