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[agent47-official]

on it boss.

The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

[agent47-official]

MY GUN????

hi can i play with the thingy in ur pants? ꒰ ⑉･-･⑉ ꒱

[agent47-official]

everybody in the club get hopeful

[agent47-official]

hello kuleshovy from effect that doesnt work

oohh weee ooohh i look just like kuleshovy

[agent47-official]

when the smile sesh is so good u break a chuckle..

[agent47-official]

when the smile sesh is so good u break a chuckle..

[agent47-official]

when the smile sesh is so good u break a chuckle..

[agent47-official]

true ^^

Wet floor sign from HITMAN™ 2 and HITMAN™ III by IO Interactive

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some might call it an inhuman amount...

By the way no one asked but i have a stupid huge amount of instant soup

2 closets and an entire fridge full of soup

[agent47-official]

is this true?

[agent47-official]

Back to Stalking in darkness waiting for kills

[agent47-official]

Throwing things at peoples heads >>>>>

[agent47-official]

put it all on red (5)

theres some extremely good advice that you can only get from Very Stupid People. there is also some extremely bad advice you can only get from Very Smart People. and while you gotta keep your eye out for both it is generally far more damaging to fall for Smart People Stupidity than it is to miss out on The Wisdom of Fools. in much the same way that it’s impossible to make a flower that smells as good as a rotten egg smells bad.

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My pet is so cute

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I have this like clear image of 47 all but demanding to go to Disneyland with Lucas and Diana for no reason other than he heard it’s fun and they all could use a trip that doesn’t end in murder. 47 100% buys Mickey ears for himself and eats a fuck ton of ice cream but is deadpan the whole time they ride rides and watch the shows. Diana and Lucas are his best friends so they are well aware he’s having fun but to the world he looks so pissed off to be there. The only time he smiles is when Lucas almost breaks the tea cup from spinning it so fast and Diana is laughing trying to get him to stop. 47 keeps instinctively searching around for places to hide, settling on the trash carts the custodians put around as the only possible place but despite the lack of chests or dumpsters or hidden walls he feels safe, not because of the metal detectors or anything, but because Diana and Lucas are with him the whole time. The picture of them in front of Mickey’s Wheel of Death is in all of their wallets.

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you're on your knees, hands tied behind your back, bag over your head. "nothing personal, just can't leave any loose ends." i cock my nerf blaster and hit you on the back of your head with a foam dart. you fall over and sink into a ball pit. i stoically honk my clown nose and drive away in a comically small car

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what would you do if you weren’t bald 🤔

I would slay.