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Bethesda Deals with Criticism c. 2018

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I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

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Okay, why is Gritty a antifa symbol? I love it, but I'm just curious behind the story

Oh, are you in for a TREAT!  Sit back now and let us explain it as we understand it:The world welcomed what has to be the most city-appropriate sports mascot in history when the Philadelphia Flyers introduced us all to Gritty on September 24th.  While the upper crust clutched their pearls in shock and called Gritty “them most terrifying mascot in the NHL”, anyone from Philly or who’s been to Philly or watched an episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia understood that Gritty embodied all that is the City of Brotherly Love in one deranged orange package. 

above: from Gritty’s first tweet.Besides Gritty, Philadelphia is also home to some legendary antifa crews like Philly Antifa + a decades-long history of fucking nazis UP!  So, with Trump threatening to visit town on October 2nd, local antifa drafted their new homie with this banner:

That’s all it took.  A couple of Philly antifa + a Gritty banner + social media.  This particular photo spread like wildfire on Twitter (which our own collective would like to take some credit for!) and by the next day media outlets like The Daily Beast were reporting that Gritty was antifa!  Less than a week later, the motherfucking Wall Street Journal ran a boo-hoo column crying about Gritty being antifa!  The icing on this whole delicious cake came about three weeks after Trump was unwelcomed to town when Philadelphia city council issued a formal resolution welcoming Gritty to town that also recognized him as having��“been widely declared antifa!” The next thing you know, barely a month after Gritty’s first appearance, and maybe 20 Proud Boys get run out of town by 1000+ Philadelphians carrying homemade Gritty antifa signs and banners:

cosplaying Gritty:

and chanting “WHOSE STREETS? GRITTY’S STREETS!” And that, friend, is how Gritty became antifa.P.S. Peppa Pig is an anarchist.

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Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

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Super Informative and accurate.

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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

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Some amazing photos from my @coldbluesky Dragon Age photoshoot as Cassandra Pentaghast. 

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poyo

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Ready for some prime bullshit?

That’s right folks. Unnatural hair colors means women are crazy.

Unless, just hear me out on this… it could be that some women like pretty hair colors.

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I’m trouble and you’re wanting it I’m so cold When I move that way, you gonna be so blown I’m the realest in the game, uh

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(When the rap scene hit, it definitely got my art muse going.)

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Instagram / Society6 / Commission Me!

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Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999-2002)

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All humans are weak because we will all fall for The Classical Fan Art Pose. I like to call it the “Character nonchalantly wiping blood away from their mouth/nose with the back of their hand, murderous intent in their eyes”. I would go as far as to say it is indisputably the hottest pose you could draw someone in. In this essay I will-

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Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

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what if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

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im here for these two pika boyfriends