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"Oh good! Should I... pull up a chair.... is, is it much harder for you to sit? What do you ea-- Th-that's not what I wanted to talk about, though... Sorry... Y-you should know, maybe, what I wanted to talk about...? Or... um..."

"…Yeah! Wanted to talk to you, though. If… if you’re not… preoccupied with being an alien."

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Based on my writing, how old would you THINK I was?

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intentional roller coaster tycoon speed increase death on the loop-de-loop

THEY KEPT THE AMUSEMENT PARK OPEN BUT THE KIDS WERE NEVER THE SAME AGAIN...

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marie as favorite wolf sibling

the family howls together

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(cue luke as ashitaka, lemon flavored ashitaka)

GOD BLESS B' )

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death by too much fun.

fun finally caught up to the man

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finally eaten by cattlesnake

We can hope he tasted good B' )

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Dough sacrifices his life to save a small child and dies. The blue fairy shows up and says that, thanks to his selfless act he can finally be a real boy. he comes back to life and is taken in by giant wolf gods. he becomes princess mononoke.

how did you know

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How do you think my character will die?

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haunts the dashboard

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ive had no questions lately but i have an art blog if you've missed seeing art there are ocs there do u like ocs there's even an askbox so you can request something

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☭ FORGOT TO DO THIS yes here you go

Alin then yEBattle Theme: ye

Battle intro: I-I’m sorry in advance!

Victory: H-hey… I know you didn’t look too tough, b-but..

Defeat:Y-you know I wasn’t going all out! I just like you…!

Taunt: Y-you smell like.. alien…. I bet….

Reacting to Taunt: …S-sorry!

Tie: You’re good…! Now let’s make peace… I’ll put my weapon down…

Perfect Victory: B-be more careful! Don’t challenge armies!

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Dough's Response

Battle Theme: BECAUSE I LIKE IT

Battle intro: …You won’t turn my head into a brick again, will you?

Victory: A-ah…! I’m s-so sorry…! I’m so sorry, h-here’s my paycheck, please… I’ll just… leave it next to your body…

Defeat: Aliens are strong…!

Assist: …Please go home after this, Saral.

Taunt: Y-y-your eyes re-remind me of….. of.. weird, trees…. 

Reacting to Taunt: …O-oh.

Tie: …You’re good! Very good, I promise!

Perfect Victory: …S-sir! Sir, get up, please!

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SARAL I ANSWERED YOURS PRIVATE ON ACCIDENT NOO

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☭

Battle Theme: this one is fun

Battle intro: ...Right...! And you're... built for battle, and all that... yeah...

Victory: Where's my promotion, sir?

Defeat: Y-you know I can't go all out on you, sir...!

Assist: Commander's much stronger than I!

Taunt: Are you still kinda like a dog? Sit, puppy!

Reacting to Taunt: ...Y-you're right, sir! I just want my promotion!

Tie: I'm, I'm going to hide now!

Perfect Victory: ...W-were you not going all out??

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☭ yO

MARIE I ASSUME RIGHTBattle Theme: am i allowed to use paper mario thank you

Battle intro: ...Marie? We're still going to be friends after we're done, right?

Victory: ..D-do bandaids just go over fur... can you talk...

Defeat: Y-you're too strong...!

Assist: Be careful!

Taunt: I guess we're enemies, aren't we?

Reacting to Taunt: ...Please be careful with your words...!

Tie: Stop, stop, please...!

Perfect Victory: Wh-where are the noodles, do aliens eat noodles??