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It was Aila's 13th birthday when the meteors came down, but each of our planets has a different day/night cycle so its hard to tell how old we'd be back on earth... No matter what, Happy Birthday Lyla! I hope the coming years (cycles?) bring all sorts of fortune to you!

Aww shit my birthday was a couple days ago

Happy birthday to me lol

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Knock knock, happy Valentine's Day! 💚!

Happy valentines day!

Did you know that trolls don't celebrate Valentine's Day? Apparently, Troll Saint Valentine wasn't much of an admired figure with most highbloods for his support of lowbloods and highbloods sharing buckets.

They do, however, celebrate the premiere of the Troll Sonic movie, and let me tell you: that film is so hard to find no matter how many time shenanigans I pull.

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Honestly? Any sign of a final final boss. Some weird HIC-esque mission. I could be looking for Hussie himself for all I know, but I'll be damned if I can't figure out what these carvings say.

I’m not feeling my best today, and I can’t remember if I had any plans with anyone, so if I did, it’s safe to assume that I won’t be showing up. Sorry.

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Joel and I've been skipping through the timeline to find clues and stuff, but I didn't realize just how much time it takes.

Pretty ironic for a witch, huh?

Also, I'm realizing that I dont know your favorite flavor. You seem like a sherbet kinda gal. Maybe cookie dough?

I’m not feeling my best today, and I can’t remember if I had any plans with anyone, so if I did, it’s safe to assume that I won’t be showing up. Sorry.

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It's alright Hope! We all have those kinds of days. Feel free to come over and get some ice cream if you'd like! (I have... A lot of it...)

I’m not feeling my best today, and I can’t remember if I had any plans with anyone, so if I did, it’s safe to assume that I won’t be showing up. Sorry.

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Im really sorry Aila. I think I know why and I didnt mean for everything to go this way. I just want everyone to be ok, including you. I also know you don't like talking about what haopened with the alts and it's... Easier. Im sorry. Feel free to yell at me, even if I cant understand the tongues.

I think im picking up on some context clues? Li'hee means pain and jalu means you, right? Ah means do and goka means give too.

I hope this goes well. I'm perfectly willing to talk if that's okay. I can probably ask around for a translator online. It might be able to work.

D::: Ya am nafl mmphm llll fib’th.

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Okay, so I caught something about Cade. You also went after his land first, so im gonna say you want me to... Hurt him?

I can't really do that in good conscience Aila. I'll make sure everything goes smoothly while your gone thought. I hope this all goes well Aila. Please keep me posted? Say "Jalu" if I'm right I guess?

Please be okay.

D::: Ya am nafl mmphm llll fib’th.

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Would you like some help? With anything other than wrecking the game, I mean.

D::: Ya am nafl mmphm llll fib’th.

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So i guess we have a problem.

D::: Ya am nafl mmphm llll fib’th.

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Have you even SEEN Entirely Iron Thaumaturgist?!

Is Vriska holed up with any of you? I haven’t seen him walking around for quite a bit and I’ve been looking for him for quality cat time.

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Hes an ALCHEMIZED cat?!

Is Vriska holed up with any of you? I haven’t seen him walking around for quite a bit and I’ve been looking for him for quality cat time.

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Who is this beautiful many named child? I haven't met him yet!

Is Vriska holed up with any of you? I haven’t seen him walking around for quite a bit and I’ve been looking for him for quality cat time.

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Do you have different names for the same creature...?

Is Vriska holed up with any of you? I haven’t seen him walking around for quite a bit and I’ve been looking for him for quality cat time.

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Good point

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASUHFGRJKL GUESS WHAT BITCHES!!!!!

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I missed it! Aghhhhh Why am I always late? Im the time player. Congrats on becoming a page! Is it the booty shorts or a skirt or something?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASUHFGRJKL GUESS WHAT BITCHES!!!!!

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Update- I'm outside his house with day-old apple pie and my Sailor Moon collection (not to mention Friends). Prepare to be comforted bitch.

I’m not sure how to hold a conversation any more. I think the words just fall from my mouth like things long gone, things dead and rotting. No one wants to be around that. I don’t blame them.

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This ain't pity. This is love and affection.

I’m not sure how to hold a conversation any more. I think the words just fall from my mouth like things long gone, things dead and rotting. No one wants to be around that. I don’t blame them.