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shut up is a bad word too
IT WAS A TYPO I MEANT TO SAY SHUT UP OMG
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I've fallen in love with a character from a book the only problem is that it's hard to kiss someone who is made of paper and ink
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I want someone (preferably a reasonably attractive someone) to come over and give me a really passionate, romantic, spur of the moment, movie star kiss. Just a no-strings-attached, we never have to text each other again, I don't even care if I know your name kind of kiss. Takers?
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Gorgeous. There is something SO attractive about an emo guy in a leather jacket. *swoon*

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He thinks he's some kind of prolific writer whose legacy must live on in his words... I think he's just a douchebag with a pen and way too much time on his hands.
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so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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Why does Miley Cyrus think that the only thing she can do to be sexy is lick things? There are other things you can do to be sexy, Miley. Plenty of people get by on tight pants and a little cleavage.
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Hey, people need to get back to visiting the Statue of Liberty and shit. This ain't no joke.
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So pretty.

Guiding Light (by Bob Small)
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Bahahahaha :) NASA has a sense of humor? Who knew?!
Y'know. Pluto loved you.
We loved him too but size matters y’know
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giingeerhead:
mmmmmmmm yum.

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