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Market Women Association. A boisterous, nationally and state-accredited body, united by AgroCheckout’s ability to save time and money. With our main actors as its members, including Madam Bisi (National & Lagos CEO), Madam Bose, Madam Ada, Madam Ramatou, and Madam Funke, who declares: "Ehn-ehn, AgroCheckout has made our lives easier o!"Madam Funke: "Ehn-ehn, AgroCheckout has made our lives easier o!"

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And finally, meet the once villainous and incompetent bandit, Yusuf the Bandit, a hilariously inept antagonist. His downfall came when he attempted to order bandit accessories, 15 jute bags, online using AgroCheckout. He was tried and found guilty by a competent jury (not of his peers). He eventually turned his back on mischief and, while in jail, discovered art, poetry, and his unexpected gift, a natural Italian operatic tenor. His good behaviour and angelic music earned him an early release. He became a fervent Climate Change Environmentalist, joined AgroCheckout, and rose to become the CFO of Yusuf Jute Bags, where he prospered. He is often heard proudly declaring: "Walayah, with AgroCheckout, I am officially retired from the chaos business, forever!"

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Labour Provider, Chief Chukwuemeka: A distant cousin to Mr Okoye and a logistical hero. Chief Chukwuemeka's company ensures smooth operations during loadings and breakdowns. "AgroCheckout moves fast, but when trucks fail, my boys save the day, for the right price!"

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Busy Primary School Teacher, Mrs. Okoye, an English Lady married to a Nigerian, who finds humour and relief in AgroCheckout’s convenience. "I don't have time for wahala. With Pereno and AgroCheckout, I can have my tomatoes delivered at 1700Hrs, International Time"

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A likeable but dramatically flawed former army driver known for his heated rants about Lagos traffic and LASTMA.He later joined AgroCheckout and was often heard saying. "LASTMA and Third-Mainland Bridge traffic can't stop me; With AgroCheckout I run, and I deliver on International Time, not Nigerian time!".

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Medium-scale Transporter, Aunty Efe: Proud of her status as the first female driver from her village, Aunty Efe navigates potholes and bad roads with wit and skill. "Potholes or no potholes, AgroCheckout keeps me on the move!"

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Large-scale Transporter, Jibrin: A retired Major, Pereno's commanding officer, and rescuer from Yusuf the Bandit. Jibrin applies military precision to his fleet and applauds AgroCheckout’s organised system. "This AgroCheckout logistics is military standard, discipline and coordination all the way!"

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Packaging Supplier, Umar: With his calm demeanour and diverse inventory, Umar’s dry humour reflects his expertise. "All my items are made in Nigeria!"

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Distributor, Asabe: Sharp and pragmatic, Asabe adds her touch of realism to Okon’s grandiosity. "A satisfied customer beats a big profit margin any day!"

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Okon and Sons Limited!!! Limited since in 1829. Impeccable but comical, Okon’s traditional business flair humorously contrasts with modern practices. "Back in my father’s days, 'Limited' was a royal title, now it’s just paperwork which every tailor does and puts on their signboards!"

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Meet Aggregator, Mallam Sule. Sule’s wit and charm make him a master connector for farmers and market women. "Better than any Abuja connection, AgroCheckout na my secret!"

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Meet Small-Scale Farmer, Etim, a lover of German mangoes, Alphonso mangos, soursops, custard apples, sweetsops; he follows​ a Japanese-style ritualistic step-by-step​ precision in his MangoSop preparations. "With AgroCheckout, before you know it, from my garden to all over Nigeria! The world next"

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Meet Medium-Scale Farmer, Alhaja Sade. With sharp wits and multitasking prowess, she uses AgroCheckout to monitor pepper market prices, sellers and buyers, whilst chasing her errant goats off her farm. "Touch my peppers again, and I will AgroCheckout you off this farm as Goat meat Pepper soup!"

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Meet Large-Scale Farmer, Baba Tunde. Baba Tunde proudly manages his expansive cassava fields while enjoying the efficiency AgroCheckout brings to bulk sales. "My kilometres of farmland feed Nigeria! Now, they also earn me big without middleman headaches!!"

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Meet our main actor, Madam Bisi, CEO of NMWA, a warm-hearted adventurer, who stumbles upon AgroCheckout and its unbeatable deals and marketplace. "AgroCheckout is saving me money, I can even get tomatoes 30% cheaper for you, Bose!"

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No Aggro Checkout-The Greatest Story Ever Told On Radio Episode 2 Trailer: Assorted Goatmeat Peppersoup.

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No Aggro Checkout-The Greatest Story Ever Told On Radio Episode 1 Trailer: Pereno's Logbook.