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                             ———  『   ℒ.  ℳ.   』  ;;

            ❝  trés  bien.                                             tu  sais—-                  j'essaie  d’oublier  notre  dernière  rencontre.  ❞

                          he  acted  like  nothing  happened,  but  she  didn’t.                           he  made  her            get  rid  of            a  dead  body,                           and  that’s  something         she  won’t  forget  easily.

       HE FEELS REAL AWFUL ABOUT IT.         Truly. It’s never very nice to bring the         young ones into this. But you take he-         lp where you can get it. Luka has the                           decency to duck his gaze.  

       ❛ MA FAUTE. YOU’RE OKAY ? ❜

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antiiheroic.

           ❛ the f u c k you just call me ? ❜

       he doesn’t B O T H E R answering        the stranger’s question       at least        now until t he  other  answered  his        first,  unsure  if he had the  right  to        P U N C H  the  man in the face  or        not. he hasn’t done  that  in a while.

          ❛ what, y'don’t have a phone ? ❜

     BROWS RISE IN SURPRISE. HE FORGETS,       sometimes, that not everyone’s from the ban-       ks of the bayou. He offers a very lazy, non-                                                      commital shrug. 

     ❛ NOT RIGHT NOW, NAH. WHAT TIME IT IS, FRIEND ? ❜

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          antiiheroic​

           ❛ OI. WHAT TIME IT IS, PAPERE ?  ❜

          HE LOOKS AWFUL REGULAR           today. Casual.  Shame he’s not           feeling so regular.    Under the           social weather,   you might say.           He pulls back his jacket sleeve           and tap impatiently at his wrist. 

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          upprivet

      ❛ MORNIN’.        YOU HERE ON THE        self-defense deal or the MMA class ? ❜ 

       BOREDOM IS HEAVY ON HYPERAC-        tive  shoulders as  he leans casual over        the office counter, pulling a sweatband               back and forth between his fingers.

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           voiiices​

     ❛ 'F IT AIN’T THE STRONG‘NE.                                   Ça va, boo ? ❜

      HIS TONE IS LIGHT, LEAVING       no trace of their previous encou-       nter.     He’s all easy smiles and                                           normalcy. 

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feraliity. 

         it’s the scent of blood that drew malia          to the bench, thick in the air it was hard          not to be curious.              although she regrets it the moment              she catches sight of a body, unable              to quite see if they are alive or not.                   ‘ are you dead? ‘

       A SOFT GRUNT AS HE PLANTS AN         elbow and shifts himself up,   peering         at her through bag-laden, purple-ring-         ed eyes.        A shake of his head and                               Luka scratches his chin. 

                                   ❛ I LOOK IT ? ❜

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          feraliity

       STRETCHED OUT ON A PARK BENCH         and nursing a battered body,  he is quite         the sight.     One set of knuckles scrapes         the dark concrete as his nose drips slow,                                 monotonous blood below. 

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          deceptused

    BLUNT NAILS SCRAPE ALONG CONCRETE      in an absent gesture of boredom. He’s riddled      with patience,  but  maintenance is hard when      sitting still. Whoever it is, standing behind him,      he turns to them, holds up a hand and a friend-                                                                    ly smile.  

                       ❛ AIN’T MEANIN’ NO BOTHER---                                                    you got a light ? ❜

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                             + QUI C’EST Q’CA ?

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  STARTER CALL.

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Zombieland Quote Memes

❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞

❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞

❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞

❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞

❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞

❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞

❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞

❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞

❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞

❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞

❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞

❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞

❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞

❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞

❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞

❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞

❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞

❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞

❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞

❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞

❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞

❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞

❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞

❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞

❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞

❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞

❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞

❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞

❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞

❝  Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞

❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞

❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞

❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞

❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞

❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞

❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞

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         A HUFF.

        ❛ LOW. LOOK, I AIN’T HERE FOR NO           CONNERIE.     Gotta take care of a ---                                   Grand Beede, ya get ? ❜

   ❝Well as they can be. An’ with you, connard?❞

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      ❛ YEAH, YOU LOOKIN’ IT. WITH--- YA PROUD                       ways ‘n such. How they hangin’, hm ? ❜

   ❝Aye, could say tha’. Jus’ tryin’ t’ be yer friendly neighborhood biker, y’know?❞

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     ——— You guys got any idea what Clan McDouchebag is talking about?

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     ❛ MON AMI. YOU DEIGN Y’SELF TO THE                                     welcome wagon, you ? ❜

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