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they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays
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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it
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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps
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I don't want to eat, I don't want to sleep I just want everything to go away!!
It is too much I can't take it right now
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*nodding to myself so hard that my plastic fangs fall out of my mouth*

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im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it
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Having a traumatic childhood means you cannot talk even objectively about your basic foundational experiences without it being "venting", even if you're not actually venting. You just straight up have a huge chunk of your life you can't talk about, full stop, without it being trauma dumping.
And it not being socially acceptable to talk about your own childhood is super alienating. Sometimes people want to know why, and any answer you can give them is going to be off putting.
It's to the point I get irritated when something I said is framed as venting when I'm literally just talking about my life experiences, doing my best to keep emotion out of it.
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“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

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this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for
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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
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