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FLASH WARNING
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i hate when other people are funnier than me.
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wow this is a great point
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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.
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people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?
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also wear lingerie. next question
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i have two brain cells - one of them is depressed and the other has an eating disorder
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