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Double Trouble

(Shakespeare) Ladies and gentlemen--

(Connie) What?!

(Whit) It's not possible.

(Shakespeare) Presenting the renowned actor of this or any other age--

(Lucy) Shakespeare?

(Shakespeare) MR. R. E. BLACKGAARD!

(Edwin) *very dramatically* AL-A-A-AS, POOR YORICH!

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The Scales of Justice

(Isaac) GOOD GRIEF! It's filled with MONEY!

(Whit) Good grief!

(Isaac) *sigh* That's just what I said! It's TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!

*Connie gasps*

(Rodney) What's wrong, Pop?

(Bart) You gotta big mouth, that's what! And don't call me Pop...

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It Takes Integrity

(Lucy) I’ll tell you what I can’t believe, that Curt Stevens is running for office again.

(Whit) Curt?

(Curt) Greetings, patrons of Whit’s End! Curt Stevens, running for Student Body President! Have a flier.

(Whit) *in a growl of a voice* Ohh, Curt!

(Curt) I looove politics!

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Isaac the Pure

(Isaac) I’m bugged because of what goes on after school. I wanna be pure, Sam! I just need to figure out how.

(Dad) No, I don’t wanna give you a hand! Isaac, you’re throwing away my collection of National Geographics!

(Isaac) Have you seen those pictures from Africa, Dad?

(Dad) Isaac!

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You Gotta Be Wise

(Dale) A what? A bonfire?!

(Bart) *with screaming in the background* H-hey—w-watch it! Watch it! Hey, that’s my tie! Ugh!

*sound of door shutting*

(Robyn) No.

(Dale) No what?

(Robyn) I won’t do it.

(Bart) Hey, it’s not Shakespeare, but who is these days?