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I'll just tell my mom what you said, then I'll let you explain it to her. That's quite an ego you have going on, I'm proud. The fact that I have had your fans coming up to me just asking about you before, it's definitely humbling. I just tell them you're awful and walk away. Oh come on, he's literally a comedian, how can he not be funnier? Plus I've seen the Chad and RuPaul clips, they're hilarious. Now you're depriving me on the Cline special? I really want to hear this joke, I won't shut up until you tell me. How about both? We could take a hike to the bank and then back again? But, I guess just a hike will be fine.

rude, harmful and yet, still so true. everyone else in your life will get over it. in fact, they'll agree with you, dude. you're going to be getting a lot of, wow, you're so lucky to know the super cool madelyn cline, when you tell them. the unfunny one? criminally rude. i'm not telling you my joke now. you don't deserve to hear it. i was thinking of going for a hike. are you hard up for cash? is that why your brain went to robbing a bank? or do you just have criminal tendencies?

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avan: if i'm being honest there have been many times that i've stolen your clothes. avan: yeah you can keep them. it would mean coming to get them and i'd rather not do that avan: how is ender doing?

ash: i wouldn't put it past us to have similar pairs of pants. we do tend to gravitate toward the same fashion styles. ash: what? are you sure? i'll gladly give them back if you're missing them so much.

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Well shit. Here's me thinking I was going to be the only depressed one. Two is better than one, as they always say. Sounds good, I'll make sure to get some bottled water in the fridge, Advil on the side and plenty of blankets on the couch.

You're in luck, because I do happen to be in LA. And I could also go for a night out where we have no recollection of what happened the next morning. I'll meet you at our usual place in a few hours?

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😈 9, 19, 38

9. Do you miss someone?

People in your past are usually there for a reason. I miss someone, but not for the reason you'd probably expect.

19. Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Who hasn't? But yes, my lack of commitment has broken someone's heart.

38. Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Yes, because I don't remember who they are, I didn't even get their name. I was very intoxicated.

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🔥 halsey

I knew this would come up. Isn't it kind of obvious, otherwise I wouldn't have dated her. You've essentially just wasted an ask. // @xohalseyx

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this or that: Star Wars or Harry Potter

I'm going with Harry Potter.

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That's just rude and harmful to everyone else that I know. And you know for a fact I'm going to tell them that Madelyn Cline things she's better than them. It depends on how good the dad joke is. Sometimes they're so bad they do a complete three sixty and become funny. Maybe I'm friends with the wrong one, trust me to pick the unfunny one from a couple. I guess I can settle with hanging out with the coolest person that I know. What are doing? Going for good? Hitting the beach? Robbing a bank?

me? that’s so rude and harmful of you to say, jogia. i’m the coolest person that you know and it’s time that you accept that! i don’t know who lied and told you i had jokes, but i really don’t know if a dad joke is going to cut it when the stakes are as serious as keeping you alive. i know i’m dating a comedian, but his humor hasn’t exactly rubbed off on me. not yet, at least. can i give you attention via hanging out instead?

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Sounds like you were just the last straw for them if they haven't put it back up. They've finally figured out that there isn't any point. It saves them money and gives customers better access to the parking lot. Always blame the inanimate object, that's my motto. By the sounds of it, the world would be a safer place if you did stick to any seat besides the drivers. The most important role in the car is choosing the music. Who's usually in your road trip playlist?

It was a good majority of the wall that is for sure, I don't think they put it back up after I ran into it, I will need to drive by to double check because I agree it was in the way of my backing up. There is an idea , or I will just stick to letting others drive me, Friends or ubers

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avan: those are the ones avan: unless we have similar pairs and you have actually been wearing yours this whole time and i've just lost mine forever avan: you know what, keep them. i can just get another pair

ash: are they red and black plaid pants? ash: because if so, i think i do have them ash: and i've worn them quite a bit recently since i thought they were mine and i just forgot i bought them.

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That's a lot of people in one house, you're basically running a sorority for old people. Trust me, lately waking up on couches has become more of a regular occurrence than I care to admit. It clearly wants my body and not in the good way. Do demons want anything other than possessing bodies to carry on their evil doings? Is this friend an actual DJ, or is she one that just hits play and dances around?

I think that's all part of the point, Av. I mean, if you want to live with me, Dami and Cam then you're more than welcome. But you'll be sleeping on the couch since we don't exactly have much spare rooms. So, gotta get comfy with that. We'll just break out the Ouija board and see what this demon wants. Well, one of my good friends is a DJ so bet. I'll get her to host.

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Yes I was, but that's besides the point. I definitely know what I heard and it was 'Avan.' And I was most definitely home alone. You're inviting me to live with you? Great, I'll get packing, but I can't promise that I won't bring the demon or the fleshy pedestrian with me. I won't be having speeches at my funeral, just throw on a great mixtape and have fun.

... I have to ask the question. Were you possibly high when you heard this thing say your name? I think it just means that you need to move out and find somewhere else to live. And this isn't an invite to move in with me, by the way. It was nice knowing and working with you. I'll say something nice at your funeral.

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It's a lot of decorating and moving things around during the back end of the year. Especially if you're big on Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. I say just combine the whole thing and do a mix of Halloween and Christmas. Just go all Nightmare Before Christmas and then you don't have to worry about changing it all on November 1st.

Two of my favorite holidays are coming up and I simply cannot wait. I have decorated my home and if you were to come over here you would think you stepped into a different world. I just get so excited for Halloween and Christmas, I know whoever marries me if going to get sick on me but I don't care. You love me you love all my habits and obsessions'. @exposedfmstart

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avan: i can't find a pair of plaid pants that i bought ages ago avan: and before you ask, yes I've properly looked all over my apartment for them. They're definitely not here avan: when you get chance can you please look out for them and let me know if you find them? // @xohalseyx

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Hey man, please tell me you're in LA this weekend. I really could use a night out that's so bad that we completely forget the entire night the morning after. If you're not in LA that's fine, I'll just get take personally, that's all. // @elcrdi

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The entire wall? Please tell me it was the entire wall, because what would be both concerning and impressive. But that just sounds like the wall is in the way if people keep driving into it. Remind me to never actually get in the car with you, because unlike the Taco Bell wall, I value my life. I bet seeing the damage to your jeep was painful, emotionally and physically. Maybe you could just buy two really beaten up, old cars that don't run and use them instead. That way you don't have to worry about hitting someone's prize possession.

If it helps to add a story to the ends in expensive the first four hours I had my license I took down taco Bell parking lot wall .. three days after they just fixed it from someone else knocking it down, my poor jeeps trunk was all smashed in. This round luckily was no expense at all excpet maybe my ego a little. Oh no, I think that would add an even heavier level of stress , my friends poor cars don't deserve that from me.