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"Ayo, Kairi, long time no see."

"Spyro? Is that you?"
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here's I Hate You in action
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the trout cutlet i placed in soil and fertilized near my home has recently grown large enough to think and it keeps grabbing at my vape pen and moaning and slapping at me with its gay oily hands
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i want to go to ireland
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I will never get over this amazing sign from p5s

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ohhhh ok your having a hard time with some vague feelings? oh and its like this stickman covered in blood. thats nice dear
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hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣
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my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”
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Woe, Kirito be upon ye.
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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
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are you my friend yes no
Am I allowed to threaten you on here
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