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i'd be so fuckin useless if i were in star wars as a force user because i'd just be getting seduced left and right by hot sith guys

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Fandoms stopped being a fun escape from reality when people started spreading the belief that you should prioritize purity over pleasure and the art you create must be a reflection of your moral standards at all times.

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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you

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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

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things i would rather do than go to school tomorrow

anything

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explain this one, liberals

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Actually, that vampires can only go out at night is a myth. The real rule is that they can only come out at night. They can walk around in sunlight but they have to pretend to be straight.

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Jabba says you can have an extra hour in the ballpit