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I just want to give a shout out to the most unexpected comedy trio of the season. Every scene of the three of them had me in stitches.

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maybe season 3 was about Portia’s love story — the love she has for her daughters and how they all found love/men who adored them in spite of everything.

i swear, the Featherington ladies saved season 3 for me. if you’d told me i’d end up falling in love with them after watching season one, i would’ve said bullshit.

[source: X]

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an experienced traveler versus an artist doing physical activity

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Penelope reading Colin to filth in front of god, the queen and the ton is kinda funny though

He really went on a whole trip across Europe to reinvent himself as a charming and mysterious ladiesman only for her to go: What a poser. He’s still a nerd. Hashtag not my Colin

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Francesca Bridgerton really info dumped about her special interest to John Stirling and he said, “I can’t think of anything witty to say in response but I can leave abruptly to give her a grand gesture relating to what she just told me.”

And Francesca really said, “I’m so grateful I literally cannot wait to perform this piece. I’m gonna leave abruptly even though both my suitors are in front of me.”

This is the kind of autistic x autistic relationship I dream about.

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This is exactly how I picture them after colin and pen married 😂

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Colin and Pen BARELY touched lips for their first kiss and it had Colin spiraling to the point where he was entering the drawing room and going “I DIDN’T KISS PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON QUIT ASKING ME” before anyone had even said one word to him that morning

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Benedict next season: Mother, what you and Father, and Anthony, and Daphne... and Colin... and Francesca... all have is rare.

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Two Bad Bitches who pulled each by being Autistic

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and he wonders why his wife would question whether he was ever punished as a child as if he isn’t the most dramatic bitch around

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Idk if this has been done yet-

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imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him

all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail

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actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

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Play Cuff It in your head.

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penelope's speech in 1.08 x colin's speeches in s3 for polin day

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penelope: should i flirt with the imaginary cellist?

colin: no. me :)

penelope: lmao you?

colin: (trying not to cry) do you- do you not want to flirt with me

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I do appreciate that after the kiss Penelope is basically just going about life as normal and Colin is completely unable to be a functioning human being anymore