It's all marine biology, what did you expect? (OOC, mostly marine biology memes) ⍟ Mostly Reblogs, although I will talk sometimes. ⍟ Everything past here is Out Of Character! ⍟ I think this technically classifies as a roleplay blog? I'm not sure. ⍟ Profile Picture by @spud-the-stupid. ⍟ Text was going to be that lime green, but the description couldn't be seen. A shame. ⍟ If you just want the normal, non-reblog posts, check #🪸Albert talks ⍟ I love filling the twdak related tags with marine biology memes it's like putting naval mines everywhere
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#See? Sharks are friend shaped!#... Is that how you use that?#🐙Sorting tags past here:#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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GRABS YOU AND SQUEEZES YOU LIKE A STRESSBALL
LET GO OF ME AND JUST DO THE RORSCHACH TEST.
#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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I will forfeit all my mortal possessions to u, fish boy
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While I appreciate the sentiment, I must say that this is unnecessary. You need them more than me!
#And I also don't have the room to keep all of your possessions.#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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*SLAMS THE OK BUTTON*
YES!
#fissh time!! fissh!! :}#🪱ooc:#no way two Alberts on one post#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#<- Technically? I think this tag applies#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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I saw a video of a marine biology student almost get The Meg'ed by a curious shark and the student just swatted the thing on the nose like a bad dog.
Is that... normal??? I mean, it worked. The shark was like "my bad dude" and wandered off.
That's normal! It's because sharks have extremely sensitive noses, just like dogs. It practically overstimulates them, which makes them back off.
#It's actually quite a common (and effective) defense mechanism against sharks!#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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how squishy are you on a scale of 1 to 10
Hm... An eight? Possibly even a nine?
#I'm not quite sure why you'd need this information...#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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#Is this not what will happen anyway?#🐙Sorting tags past here:#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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Cephalopod Spectrum of Friendliness
#They all remind me of some of my old clients!#🐙Sorting tags past here:#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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We have, at some points, considered turning off the internet because of you and you alone! That is an achievement that you should not be proud of!
Just so you know, Krueger Health Solutions® can see your search history when you use the free WIFI in the waiting room!
-Albert
they can WHAT
#Please. For the love of god. Stop searching up “how to make gallows minecraft pocket edition” and other similar topics.#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert#taylor lee#twdak taylor
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gay
No, no. You're probably thinking of Mr. Edgeworth.
#I'm aware we look similar.#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert#vtsom#vtsom vincent#vincent edgeworth
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sometimes we end up in the wrong place and it's okay to get help from others
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#I see nothing wrong here.#🐙Sorting tags past here:#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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#I would say me... But I'm sure you all know why this can't be the case.#🐙Sorting tags past here:#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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You wouldn't.
...Plus, cigarettes aren't good for fish, especially baby fish. I'm sure you can see why I wasn't happy.
come get your bitchass marine biology lovin bestie. dude got mad at me for reblogging one of his posts with a photo of a baby fish with a cigarette
-Taylor Lee
I am going to throw him at a wall if he keeps this up.
#And I wasn't mad. Just disappointed.#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert#taylor lee#twdak taylor#vtsom#vtsom vincent#vincent edgeworth
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cigarette NOT SAFE for baby fish. my heart is broken.
I don't even know where Taylor found that photo.
#... And I don't think I want to know.#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert#taylor lee#twdak taylor
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Why on earth are you allowed access to the internet?
Also, I'm not old. I'm only in my thirties...
baby fish
I wish I had a photo of a baby fish to add to this.
#And I saw that tag. You're not a wizard. You can't cast 'fish with cigarette.'#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert#taylor lee#twdak taylor
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#..Victorblakecore#<- I don't think he'd appreciate that.#🐙Sorting tags past here:#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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baby fish
I wish I had a photo of a baby fish to add to this.
#Taylor. Don't you dare add that photo of the baby fish with a cigarette.#🐙Sorting tags past here:#🪸albert talks#albert's marine biology dump#albert krueger#twdak#twdak albert
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