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Ok but what if I hyper fixate on TTS & Vat7k, what then

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mast3rsw0rd: I FUXKED UP I FUCKED UP I WAD NOT EXPECTING SO MANY LIKES/silly

Varian: HA! I don’t regret a thing!/silly

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mast3rsw0rd: I mean i do not mind just expect a lot of vents

Varian: Oh, that’s fine. I don’t really get triggered by anything. 

(we actually have a venting blog called @s1l3nt-cr13s if you want to drop a vent there ^^)

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mast3rsw0rd: I am happy you are not stalking me tbh

Varian: just because you said that I might start stalking you/silly

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I didn’t think I had to say this but in light of recent events lets NOT eat me, okay?

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mast3rsw0rd: A need

Varian: a need

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Nooo @kage-meows-around I don’t deserve this–*banshee screams*

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I was watching TTS (Tangled the Series) with my grandmother and sister, and I don’t remember the episode but I had turned Ruddiger into a huge beast to distract the main cast (Rapunzel, Cass, Eugene, etc.), and everyone on screen was like “WHAT IS THAT??” and my sister and grandma went “what is that…?” But I screamed “RUDDIGER MY BOY!!” and my grandmother looked VERY concerned.

I would be too, girl, I would be too.

Long story short I recognized my raccoon as a huge bloodthirsty beast because I’m the one who turned him into that. Fun.

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My sister just ran in claiming that Ruddiger dies because Varian kills him in Tangled the series.

I didn’t remember that (in my canon, haven’t finished the show), so I ran to my computer and no, he doesn’t, but thanks for the panic, you tomfool.

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Desperately trying to convince my sister she’s wrong, because she just confessed her love for Varian. (She doesn’t know I’m Varian.)

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Believe me, I know.

I’ve sunk pretty low.

But everything I did you deserved.

Anyways I’ve been seeing a TON of edits of me with that “I just turned fourteen…and I think this year, I’m gonna be mean!“ song. I don’t remember the name but it’s by Cavetown.

I–I’m a felon and you think I just RANDOMLY decided to be mean–??

But yeah, those edits are–actually REALLY good. Props to all the people that have made sure that Tangled the Series edits are dominated by Varian edits. "He was described as the most dangerous man on the face of the Earth” “I just turned fourteen, and I think, this year I’m gonna be mean!” “You’re such a backstabber!” Then the lyrics at the beginning of the post. Awesome edits.

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“HISTORY HATES LOVERS!!!” I scream as they drag me into a padded room.

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How hard do you think it would be to become something else entirely? Like shapeshifting? Is that scientifically possible?

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Hello! @future-kingof-ithaka is our main, by the way

My name is Varian, and I am a fictive. I source from the Tangled series–honestly something the host probably never thought would happen. 

I am probably closest in age to the body, which means that I am a minor.

Headspace/source age: 14-16 (14 in tangled the series and 16 in vat7k. I tend to “slide” between the ages!)

Bodily age: Minor

Relationship Status: TAKEN </333 Hugo ml

My role in the system: Host

What else do I need? Oh, DNI:

-Pedos. I don’t mind people that simp over the character Varian, cause he’s fictional and whatnot, but do NOT come after me with that, okay?  -Zoos. I–I threw a Ruddiger in Episode One but not THAT

-Basic DNI, of course.

This is a safe place for endo systems (as long as you don’t intrude on the DID/OSDD community), factives, factkins, people with problematic sources, LGBTQ, etc.

Transmasc and there’s not much we can do about that–hmm pronouns are he/they, I would really rather not be referred to as she, as recently that has been causing dysphoria

Also a little note, I find it HILARIOUS that Jeremy (Jordan) voices both Lucifer and Varian, because we have both of them in our system and–

Tagging System:

#flynn rider - something that inspires me 

#@~not magic~@ - Source memories

#$~Evil Childs Asks~$ - Answering an ask

#%~sharing is caring~% - reblogs

#^~someone once said~^ - Quotes

#&~about that raccoon~& - silly posts :3

#*~circus of the stars~* - system posts

#{~treason is the reason~} - (made this up on the spot) moot interactions

#~schools out but I’m not~ - “Nerdy” posts

~That Blonde Guy~ - HUGOOOo

And before I go, just remember: it’s alchemy, not magic.

-Varian