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Logging back into say Liam Payne is dead?!?!?!
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Absolutely insane lines to just drop in the middle of an academic text btw. Feeling so normal about this.
[ A Critical History of English Literature, Vol. 1, Prof. David Daiches, first published in 1960 ]
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there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
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Interesting research shows that Millennials in the UK and US are bucking the trend when it comes to growing more conservative with age.
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fucking dilfs from the back so i can smack their bald spot. and post
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one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
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someone reminded me of this meme and i died so i felt like doing a doctor whomstdvelyain’t version
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