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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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I'm going to nothing do you want anything

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On very special nights the disco balls can hatch

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to really torture Sisyphus it should have been whenever he puts on his duvet cover he realizes he's got the long and short edges backwards

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I love when people are like “I can��t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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