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And you know what’s really kind of fascinating, in a horrifying way? My fellow Americans who claim to be further to the left of me keep insisting on social media that this is all business as usual, America has always been like this, Obama and Biden did the same, Harris would have done the same, there’s nothing to see here, nothing has changed.

I can’t figure out if it’s cope or Russian propaganda, but it’s creepy as fuck. They refuse to see that we are in deep shit right now.

Trump is a rapist landlord looking to get paid.

Republicans enable all of his crimes.

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im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Directed by Taika Waititi

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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

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I genuinely love it when corporations find out the hard way that modern consumers actually prefer diversity and inclusion and will actively seek out and support companies that promise to provide it.

See also the way people went absolutely insane when Popeye’s introduced a chicken sandwich to directly compete with Chik-Fil-A’s and customers rushed out to buy it.

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I’m stealing this for future use.

The squirrels around here are such funky colors

Also:

MAYHEM NO

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you are 16. you are talking with a gay man in his 50s or 60s, a friend, huge and gentle with a scarf and short fluffy curls of gray hair, who has directed you in two plays staged in your mid-size artsy town. (he has not yet asked you to be in his production of The Laramie Project which will change your life. this conversation will also change your life.)

he is talking about theatre. he is talking about theatre when he was younger. he says, "of course, it was AIDS then." in the pause, you ask him. clumsy and quiet and 16 and "straight," you ask him. what was it like.

he takes a moment in which his face is not like a person's face. "there was a time," he says, "i'm not sure how long, years. when i went to a funeral every weekend." he tells you about two funerals in a day, and choosing between friends when you couldn't make it to both. he does not look at you, he looks at them. his wet grey gaze is so clear that you start to see ghosts. it will be years before you understand why it feels like your grief too. why the ghosts call you family.

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It’s okay. American leftists keep assuring me on social media that all of this was already happening in this exact way and I just wasn’t paying attention, so there’s no reason to be alarmed.

I can’t figure out if they’re paid shills, useful idiots, or just plain idiots.

Trump is a rapist landlord looking to get paid.

Republicans enable all of his crimes.

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Ghislaine Maxwell exposes the fetid heart and rotten soul of conservative Americans.

Thousands of abused teen girls? Give the adjudicated rapist and trafficker a sweetheart deal as long as she protects Trump and white supremacy. Make sure her accommodations are upgraded.

Immigrant following the rules who they already had to release because they had no evidence? Kidnap him again and send him to Uganda.

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girl on tiktok was saying that getting cosmetic surgery is about women taking back their bodily autonomy in a time where our rights to our bodies are being taken away

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kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

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just jokingly thought "it's so ableist to make me work during a flare up" and then stopped what I was doing and just stood there for a second because. yeah. that's. that's ableism man. you shouldn't have to work during flare ups. that's just. a true fact.

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Trump and RFK Jr will kill millions.

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its honestly bananas to me that so many on this website seem to assume that someone's tumblr output is an accurate reflection of their real life priorities and activism and all of their beliefs in order of how hard they believe them. like. idk about you guys but i'm reblogging things that i want to reblog not keeping a minute by minute record of my deepest held beliefs. for one thing my deepest held beliefs are mostly not about star wars

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.