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China blocked Tumblr because of pornography and censorship problems in 2013.
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emails sent to me from german friend w/ the greeting "Hey Woody"
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john stamos will always be my favorite beach boy
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i like phone calls but i kind of dont like phones
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an email i received this morning
Hi,
I just found a rotten apple I pooooh (whatever) in the computer room. If you are hungry for fruit - come and talk to me. If I am in a good mood, I might sell it back to you! try it!
best Kilian
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3 of my 5 senses are non-operational, u guess which ones ;)
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In the excellent Chain Saw Massacre by Tobe Hooper, why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom or wash their hands like people do in real life?
constipation is a serious condition. all the actor and actresses were constipated and very ashamed of their condition. way to go jerk.
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In The Pianist by Polanski, how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when he plays the piano so well?
goes to show an arts degree get you nowhere
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In Love Story, why do the two characters fall madly in love with each other?
eharmony
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In the Steven Spielberg movie E.T., why is the alien brown?
metaphor for african-americans. spielberg was immensely racist. believed african-americans should go back to their planet, since he believed they couldn't possibly be human. hence the quote "Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live; kind of like those rabbits we saw. He could be a monkey or an orangutan."
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i giggled at my own wit for like 1000 years when i saw my ask box was titled "shake dat ask"
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can't sleep; can't stop; can't dream
i used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders #tooreal
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Whatever ya wanker
i don't know how to technology anymore????????????????????????????????
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what did you do. why did you do it.
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What Is Your Secret Mister Bond
ISOLATION, ISOLATION, ISOLATION
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i bowled a 119 today. Pretty good for someone who doesn't own a bowling glove, me thinks.
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