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Why are you still single? Find out here
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The Zodiac Signs Senior Quotes!
Aries- “I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a piece of paper and a handshake”
Taurus- “Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself”
Gemini- “This wasn’t like High School Musical at all”
Cancer- “Don’t put anything stupid for your senior quote” - Mom
Leo- “The only reason I went to school all this time was to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyonce.”
Virgo- “Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect but I’m here”
Libra- “You’re ALL going to regret not dating me in high school”
Scorpio- “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning”
Sagittarius- “I don’t even go here”
Capricorn- “If idiots could fly this place would be an airport”
Aquarius- “INSERT NAME was released from her/his 4 year sentence.”
Pisces- “I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
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Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets have really outdone themselves…
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Single in the womb, single till the tomb.
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me whenever anyone looks at me: *peace sign*
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English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee
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When u lookin bomb as hell and ain’t got nothin to do
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i remember this time I had this massive crush on this dude and we were walking together and I had memorized a bunch of conversation starters in case things got awkward including questions such as ‘what places do you want to visit’ and other similar questions, but suddenly he goes “you know, I really like you, like more than a friend” and I was so shocked I didn’t know how to respond so I shouted “WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ANIMAL”
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