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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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hermey the elf was transgender

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i have seen barely anyone talk about the parallels in these conversations. its so fucking neat and we need to discuss this more

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My favorite dead horse

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THE PITT 1.08 • 2:00 P.M.

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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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Wikipedia is lost to our friends across the waters.

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he's free now

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Im not in a field that would ever use a large language model and in the areas of my life where I could use them, I enjoy the work that it would be doing for me, so why would I do that?

Is chatGPT going to mow the lawn for me? Do the dishes?

"We have created a robot that pets your cat for you." Thanks, I will not use this.

I don't understand why everyone wants me to use this thing. "It writes for you." Okay? But I already do that.

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Also very frustrating as a show producer in certain cultural arts when you are trying to advertise tge show and people feel like they're not allowed to come because theyre not from the culture.

Please come to the drag show even if youre cishet.

Please come to the bellydance showcase even if youre not Middle Eastern.

Please come to the Asian Festival if youre not Asian.

Please dance at the drum circle if youre not African.

If the event is being publicly advertised, you're invited. We want you to come if you intend to come respectfully. If you are asking 'am I allowed,' youre probably bot gonna be disrespectful. Please fill the seats. Cultural events have trouble with attendance sometimes because people who would be curious to go get shy about it. Please go to things that are curious to you. Your presence is not a burden.

I have yet to be kicked out of anything (unless you count the bathroom at a gas station that one time.)

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“no crew, no help, just pure hustle” cut to this poor woman bawling her eyes out. what the fuck is wrong with people? why is this being framed as a good or impressive feat? this person makes below poverty wages already. Burger King meanwhile takes in $27 billion in global revenue every single year. everyone involved in making this woman endure this should be tortured and force fed chicken fries until their heart gives out. fuck this country.

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.