alfonsohegao

[alfonsohegao]

I mean, that's a perfectly reasonable response, honestly.

Being disarmed sucks; means you have to trust the cops to do anything other than be assholes.

Not a common thing, in my experience.

help i cant breathe one of bad's reasons for not going to 2019 vidcon was because california is anti second amendment that man needed his guns so badly

[alfonsohegao]

I have a full breakdown of how to make anything alcoholic, over here;

Very useful bit of data, tbh.

BREWING.

Apple wine.

Very good yes.

[alfonsohegao]

Nice! I've never tried dandelion, how is it?

MFW teaching new folks how to brew beer/wine from home.

AW YES.

BTW, if you EVER have questions on brewing, I WILL answer them.

The one thing you need to know is this.

BREWING BEER AND WINE IS ACTUALLY REALLY EASY AND CHEAP.

I did the math, my tools cost around $80usd, maybe a bit more because I have some niche tools, (all reusable tools) and my materials cost around $40-50USD, for FIVE. GALLONS. of very tasty 15%ABV wine.

That is SIX DOLLARS a bottle, and the next batch is TWO. DOLLARS. A BOTTLE.

Seriously, if you like having a drink or two, you really aught to try it at least once. 

[alfonsohegao]

"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

[alfonsohegao]

Your Dashing Robot Husbando is Running of Shapes and Shadows! #ENVtuber #VtuberUprising #Vtuber

[alfonsohegao]

That's Conty. He's just a warrior for now.

For NOW.

Stream tonight on twitch.tv, at 5pmCST.

Go watch these losers try not to die in the wilderness, and learn a thing or two from a wise old barbarian.

(not my art, AI generated by a party member).

[alfonsohegao]

Stream tonight on twitch.tv, at 5pmCST.

Go watch these losers try not to die in the wilderness, and learn a thing or two from a wise old barbarian.

(not my art, AI generated by a party member).

[alfonsohegao]

You rang?

[alfonsohegao]

[alfonsohegao]

300 rounds is not uncommon to spend for a full day of self defense training.

Purchases in bulk are cheaper, and ammunition stores well.

Limiting purchases negatively impacts training, and thereby safety and accuracy.

morning gossip with my grandmother and a good 65% of her life and work in politics is dedicated to solving gun violence and her rural area in oregon is still having meetings and angry debates about the new laws (requiring a proper registry and limiting purchasing more than 300 rounds of ammunition) and apparently some dude’s very intensely delivered angry argument was that people would die because of limiting ammunition bc in a self defense situation they may need more than 300 rounds at once and like i don’t want to be insensitive but, sir, if you have time to fire 300 rounds you had time to run from the attacker and also maybe you should see an eye doctor lmfao.

[alfonsohegao]

[Deep Inhale]

What you need to do is-

[Phone Rings to the song Livin' La Vida Loca]

Hold that thought.

Yes? Well I mean-yes but the bit. No. Yes I understand but-ok, ok fine. What if I just say, yanno...ok so that's a hard no? I'm talking like fight club napalm here. K. Fine. Fuck you, too.

I have been informed by my lawyer that for legal reasons I cannot answer this question, even if it's a joke and I purposely give instructions which would result in you making a Pina Colada instead.

Fucking no-fun bastards.

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[alfonsohegao]

by @Tsonech

[alfonsohegao]

Uh, hm.

Yes, kinda, if you're a cop yeah, probably but fuck yall for that, depends, nah, kinda, lmaono, but also lmao no.

That's like more than 50% of the options, do I win?

[alfonsohegao]

studiorihito 

[alfonsohegao]

New Emotes.

Laugh, Smug, Angy, Lurk.

The newest one took like...an hour?

Getting quicker at this. Muehehehehe.

I’m loving this potato form more and more. Maybe...Hm.

[alfonsohegao]

Embrace the cringe.

i love giving artists money but the actual process of describing what i want them to draw is so agonizing

[alfonsohegao]

Lurk.

Angy. Smug.

Ye. Potato mode is fun to draw.