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Straight guy who makes out with other straight guys at parties because women think it's hot
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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you can’t start a fire without a spark this gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark
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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations
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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row
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Sorry for drinking all your beer, may I have a cigarette now?

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blue wax seals png. made by me. credit not necessary!
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There is evil on this earth and it is in Kansas City Missouri
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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
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why is no one talking about the complete lack of bisexual representation on sudoku.com
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