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This made me laugh more than it should!

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Lego Movie Prophecy

So my son watches the Lego Movie like ten times a day, therefore so do I. For those of you that don't know, the Lego Movie is Warner Brothers film about the evil President Business becoming infuriated with the world and how it doesn't make any sense to him, and therefore builds a giant corporate empire, then assumes political control all to make sure that everyone lives life the way he wants. Doesn't that sound familiar?? The more I watch it the more similarities I notice between President Business, and our very own 'President'. Business tycoon slash president.. Owns huge company that does all sorts of stuff.. Hates like... everything Uses snowflake as an insult.. Builds giant walls to keep cultures separate.. The list goes on. So since president business gets the Kragle and takes over the world, 8 and a half years elapse. That's more than two presidential terms. The plot of the movie focuses around a prophesy, about a 'special one' who can end President Businesses reign of terror. What if the real prophecy is the Lego Movie itself? What if it's showing us a future in which Trump, by the time the next election comes around, completely changes the system to allow him to stay in control indefinitely. What if he plans to rule the world and build walls around every country so we all live in ignorant bliss believing everything is awesome when in reality he wants to end the world? What if Warner Brothers really are trying to warn a brother? We should just get Chris Pratt to talk to Trump, and save us the next 8 years of chaos?

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Like... why would you ask the chef? Grab the little shaker on the table and fix it yourself. That's why they're there.

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Norly. I'd be happy if my dog did this. This morning I woke up and he was giving me the evil eye, I let him out of his pen, and before I could even grab the leash he starts peeing on the floor, and then just walks in a huge circle (like he held it all night huge) then picked up his empty bowl and dropped it in the middle.

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Aight. So I just want some quality humor. Wether it's original or recycled (like this pic) I'd be perfectly happy, but when I search haha, funny, lol, and other humor related tags, 90% of what pops up are people's personal conversations, rants, and other generally uninteresting content. So how do I find the funny stuff?? Tl:dr I feel like this tomato.

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✅Check the archives.👉🏼👌🏼

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Kia… Nokia.

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Ahaha ha!!! It's like a Jewish elf on a shelf XD love Goodwill 👌💯

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Do yourself a favor. Next time you get Taco Bell, DON'T USE THEIR SAUCE. Instead, use the four years of accumulated sauce packets you have stashed away at home.

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Dogs And Their Terrible Life Choices

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Umm…ok then 😂

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Sticky Nuzzles

There were so many awesome things that were shown at NYCC but the Ice Cream Kitty song takes the cake or should I say ice cream! ;P I of course didn’t get to see much but some clips from those who were kind enough to film for other fans. But the parts I did see of this animatic, were just so darn cute!

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PMTP

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