alice-is-a-mouse

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i NEED an emo wife

PLEASE

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lesbians be like

“she lives 17hrs away across two plane tickets, we met 5 days ago, we’ve played minecraft 4 times, im moving in with her tomorrow”

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bisexual women be like

“i like every woman ever and three types of men”

only to never date a woman and also never date a man who is anything like the three types

(putting the L in bisexual)

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will you bite a little? 🤭

if u look tasty enough

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hot take i still do not have sympathy for the drummer of my chemical romance dying

when i say all bigots should die that means i wont shed a tear when one dies

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pride month is damn near over and i have YET to be kissed. ALL A BITCH WANTS IS TO BE KISSED.

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sorry i wasn’t listening to our conversation i was staring at your hands and imagining what they would look like around my neck…

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does anyone wanna rot on the floor w me while we meow at each other

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remember to test if your eyeliner is really waterproof by having a butch rail you until you're crying

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broke: reading yuri

woke: having two woman act out yuri in your living room for entertainment

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ugh i wanna learn to skate so bad

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*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

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People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

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please for the love of god stop putting "amab" or "afab" in your bios and pinned posts pleeease the only vibe it's giving is you saying "oh I'm trans but actually I'm a female/male". This is not agab's intended use at all. You're just playing the cis game and it's hurting you and all trans people.

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99% of repressors give up before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

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if i don’t have a hot makeout session with inappropriate touching soon i am going to LOSE it

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thats right like my posts like good little followers