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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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So don't judge me too harshly because I don't paint my nails often, but I did my own French tips for the first time in a year and I want to show them off lol

I used like a dollar store gel nail polish that I've had for years upon years and a UV cure clear coat that I got in a polygel nail kit a few years ago lol.

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food again at all!

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

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I had like 2/3 of my workload taken away and given to a brand new team and now I get like 4 hours of work everyday. I really am one of those corporate girlies who just plays on my phone all day now.

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the girl you just accused of "not having any hobbies" has actually been getting really into laying alone in the dark and obsessively ruminating on her abjection past and present lately

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I’m not someone who’s like “ohhh I miss being a kid” often but also does anyone else just miss being excited at the most insignificant things

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Priorities.

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I've been annoying my bf with mid century furniture I keep finding on Facebook Marketplace because ONE DAY I will have the mid century living room of my dreams

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ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

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“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone

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