aliencop
aliencop
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my name is Cherry and I'm just trying my best
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aliencop · 3 years ago
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aliencop · 3 years ago
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if i didnt get little treats sometimes. well i would fucking die i think
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aliencop · 3 years ago
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Police ask you if you recognize a sketch of a suspect, when you say no they pull out a sketch of the same guy but this time he's sucking himself off.
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aliencop · 4 years ago
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i saw this license plate today and started having a coughing fit out of excitement
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aliencop · 4 years ago
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Why
Why what
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aliencop · 4 years ago
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man, if you think reality shifters are bad, wait until you hear about physical shifters lol
"Physical Shifters"
You mean like going to a place?
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aliencop · 4 years ago
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It’s all about cock. Every. Single. Thing.
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aliencop · 4 years ago
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aliencop · 4 years ago
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aliencop · 4 years ago
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aliencop · 4 years ago
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aliencop · 4 years ago
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aliencop · 4 years ago
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aliencop · 5 years ago
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stop following me if you got any astrology or kpop in your url please
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aliencop · 5 years ago
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Just got a baffling survey from Google rewards
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aliencop · 5 years ago
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when i was like 6 i made a poptropica character and the oldest age you could pick was 15 and i distinctly remember saying “good thing nobody lives that long”
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aliencop · 5 years ago
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god i HATE it when shit i saw on facebook actually makes me laugh
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