alienglidder
alienglidder
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I post trash and occasionally sh*t see blog title// Theodora. Dancing Queen.// Don't talk about my Age.// Sideblog avtigone //
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alienglidder · 4 months ago
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I ordered a custom crepe and it seems the chef approves of my design
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alienglidder · 4 months ago
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alienglidder · 5 months ago
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lumon sending their four craziest bitches on an outdoor retreat with the most overworked man in the company and a child as the only supervision
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alienglidder · 5 months ago
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Severance, 2x04
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alienglidder · 5 months ago
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the Helena reveal
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alienglidder · 5 months ago
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lived a hater. died a hater. a true lover. #rip
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alienglidder · 5 months ago
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the real reason they had to remove helly r and then kill irving b immediately after bringing her back is because lumon knew if they were allowed to exist in their current states together the company would be in ashes within the hour. the old gay and evil redhead duo would be too powerful. they had to make them enemies instead they had no choice
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alienglidder · 5 months ago
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fuck. can i just say something. travis kelce gets on stage at the eras tour and swifties cheer. when he shows up to her shows, he’s seen as a supportive boyfriend. but taylor swift is shown on screen at the super bowl for 5 seconds and the entire stadium boos. the president of the united states even posts about it. they say she’s “ruining football”. if you can’t see the double standard here, you are part of the problem.
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alienglidder · 5 months ago
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HAPPY DAY!!!!!!!!!!
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alienglidder · 7 months ago
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probably not a great sign for capitalist hegemony when even the facebook crowd can't take this seriously
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alienglidder · 7 months ago
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being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app
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alienglidder · 7 months ago
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"we need to bring back x" it starts with YOU
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alienglidder · 8 months ago
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We got one very hilarious win
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alienglidder · 8 months ago
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as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"
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alienglidder · 8 months ago
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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
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alienglidder · 8 months ago
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alienglidder · 9 months ago
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I really do think a big part of Austen's works is examining what happens when a lot of wealth and a lot of leisure brings out the worst in people. Most of her characters are Trust Fund Babies who never have and never will work a day in their lives. Even good landlords like Darcy can take two month vacations at their friend's houses without consequences beyond writing a few letters of business. Even some of the real jobs were hardly work, clergymen could (and did) hire dirt cheap curates to cover their sermons, landlords had stewards.
What sort of terrible behaviour results? A ton of greed, a lot of social envy (trying to get higher and richer in society), a lot of men and women treating love as a game (either for giggles or to marry up), a lot of indolence/laziness (Mr. Bennet and Lady Bertram), and a ton of pride despite having done nothing for their wealth and position except you know, being born (and often being born male).
How could a man flirt with women just for fun? He doesn't have anything else to think about or do! Why is that woman trying so hard to manipulate a rich man? It's her only way to attain wealth since it's uncouth for her to dirty her hands.
These people need actual jobs. I'm convinced Henry Crawford would be like an 80% better person if he had something to do with his life.
And then you have the fact that almost none of the actions of men have any real consequences, at least for themselves...
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