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opinions on proship/darkship

What the fuck is a dark ship! Are you shipping hatred with malice? I don’t understand. This is a waste of time. Just chew on some bubble gum and play some baseball.

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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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Be careful how much Bluey you watch; you might grow up to have an accent!

there’s naur way that would happen lmao

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

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"Yeah, but I don't think he's gonna transition"

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i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message

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they've started manufacturing guns for dust mites so that incomprehensible wars can be waged always

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absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic

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Thinking about how Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy are all business owners. Meanwhile Pinkie Pie has an apprenticeship and Rainbow Dash starts the series in a dead-end job and eventually becomes a professional athlete. The horses have jobs. They earn money they can spend. Do the horses have economic theory? Characters like Filthy Rich indicate obvious wealth disparity exists. They live under horse capitalism. Does that mean there is also horse communism? Is there a horse Karl Marx? How does Celestia feel about her subjects using money to exploit eachother? Why doesn't she step in? Can Celestia be paid off to look the other way? Does Celestia also need money? She controls the fucking sun in the sky but she's still beholden to the power of capital? This is fucked

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at our weekly allstaff meeting at work we always do an icebreaker question. today it was just tell us your hobby. that was the question. and i watched my coworker next to me go into chatgpt and ask it "hobbies." am i working with fake people am i being truman showed what the fuck is going on in here