alketaire
alketaire
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Alke or Zed.(she/he/they all fine, english/français bilingue) Veterinary technician. Brain shouldn't work, but does. Doofy as hell since 1990.Mostly reblogging games, politics, philosophy, and shit that makes me laugh. Usually flailing Burning Maul all over Destiny 2 (PC).Spoilers will be avoided or clearly tagged when appropriate. Block "#vet stuff" if you're sensitive to gore/medical issues.
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alketaire · 1 day ago
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Seen yesterday in an area thrift store
If it had been $25 it would've gone home with me. But $50 was too rich for my blood, since I don't even bowl.
@shiftythrifting
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alketaire · 2 days ago
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growing up with constant respiratory issues and then getting covid 3+ times definitely couldn't have lasting repercussions that make me extra sensitive to wildfire smoke, right? sounds silly. ignore the timestamp. i'm sure it's fine.
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alketaire · 3 days ago
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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alketaire · 3 days ago
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I love learning other Romance languages. I can read this sourced academic article from a nation I’ve never been in a language I’ve never formally studied and take away the key elements. Listening to this 101 for beginners conversation about breakfast is making my brain melt out of my ears
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alketaire · 4 days ago
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It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles
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alketaire · 4 days ago
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Sony WM-F51, 1987
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alketaire · 4 days ago
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"It may not be high art but everyone's having too much fun to care" Cinematic Universe
The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns
Men in Black
Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Kingsman: The Secret Service and Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Pacific Rim
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Feel free to add your own. Please note this is not just "any" fun blockbuster, it's a certain subset where it's a bit of a romp, everyone in the cast is having fun and it's just a joy to watch.
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alketaire · 4 days ago
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ok so woodkid fucking nailed it with the ds2 soundtrack just so everyone is aware. like there was any question. go listen to minus sixty one
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alketaire · 4 days ago
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I'm so sick of defending shit I don't even like. I hate porn. I think gender and sexuality are boring. I've never taken an illegal drug and have no interest in doing so. But people won't back the fuck off and let people live their lives so here we still are, still on the front lines with this shit. "You guys make everything about" I'D REALLY LOVE NOT TO, MATE, BUT WE'RE NOT THE ONES CREATING PROBLEMS HERE. Stop trying to control people's lives and we'll all get a chance to shut up about it, but unfortunately the Moral Police are out here endangering lives and livelihoods so here we still are. Forever.
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alketaire · 4 days ago
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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda
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alketaire · 4 days ago
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You want to hear real Boston accents and not the fake ones that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon put on? Here ya go.
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alketaire · 5 days ago
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Guillermo Del Toro on AI "art"
SDCC 2025: Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art
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alketaire · 5 days ago
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"Anything is fine as long as it's legal" is not the sex positive position you think it is. Anything can be criminalised. Anything can be decriminalised.
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alketaire · 5 days ago
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everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans
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alketaire · 6 days ago
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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alketaire · 6 days ago
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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally
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alketaire · 7 days ago
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