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Today's dash:

David and Ugo arguing who Aladdin likes better

just like typical 5 years old kids.

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"My grandson does because I taught him well, unlike you"

"Do you think I have better things to do. I’m closed with Illah in white space for 2000 years and I do nothing."

"That doesn’t change the fact I don’t like your and Solomon’s iffluence on Aladdin"

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"Judal? Ah yes, your friend! He does?"

  "So sensitive to the panties. You must be afraid of ladies or something. I think the panties are fun to look at."

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"Where is common "respect the elders?" Hmpf!"

"Do you think I have better things to do. I’m closed with Illah in white space for 2000 years and I do nothing."

"That doesn’t change the fact I don’t like your and Solomon’s iffluence on Aladdin"

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[back]

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[brb gotta do laundry]

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"Panties are only a part of clothing. It's nothing serious. They may look nice on girls, but not on boys"

  "So sensitive to the panties. You must be afraid of ladies or something. I think the panties are fun to look at."

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"Do you think I have better things to do. I'm closed with Illah in white space for 2000 years and I do nothing."

"That doesn't change the fact I don't like your and Solomon's iffluence on Aladdin"

"I was long dead and couldn’t do anything and you still failed, Ugo. Also…EXCUSE YOU, my music taste is superior and isn’t going against destiny. How dare you."

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"I can't fucking believe this"

"I was long dead and couldn’t do anything and you still failed, Ugo. Also…EXCUSE YOU, my music taste is superior and isn’t going against destiny. How dare you."

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"I was long dead and couldn't do anything and you still failed, Ugo. Also...EXCUSE YOU, my music taste is superior and isn't going against destiny. How dare you."

"Who do you think I am child?! I should punish both you and my son for leaving this child in such emotional state! Hell, you were keeping him as plant for 1000 years! Even I can’t do such cruel thing!"

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"Rude child"

Dash commentary

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"I see. I shall make a sacrifice from them. They are good for nothing, those panties."

  "He lives like sinner. I think he could be a nice person though. So, can you tell me what extacly happened with those panties and my failure son?"

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Dash commentary

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"Who do you think I am child?! I should punish both you and my son for leaving this child in such emotional state! Hell, you were keeping him as plant for 1000 years! Even I can't do such cruel thing!"

"I’m his family, I’m blood related with him. That obviously is a huge plus"

"WAIT RAISED HIM? HE WANTED TO KILL HIMSELF BECAUSE OF YOU"

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[is ready to make a transparent about it]

"So, that’s why Alma Torran went downhill…”

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"He lives like sinner. I think he could be a nice person though. So, can you tell me what extacly happened with those panties and my failure son?"

"Don’t worry, I won’t wear panties. I won’t wear anything… except a leaf sometimes because Uncle Sinbad wears leaves over his dingaling too."

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FREE HIM FROM THOSE GAGA LIKE SHOES AND HIS WEABOO PHASE