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I only have my ex on snapchat so he can see how much fun I am having without him.
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simple tips to gain my friendship
have a dog
show me pictures of your dog
invite me over to pet your dog
be a dog
dog
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if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends
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*takes 19 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*
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what do you call a sphere full of idiots
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”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye
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*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
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my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
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a story of friendship
human: :(
dog: :D
human: :D
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Favorite People: Amy Poehler
“The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.”
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why do i always feel like killing everyone
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By just watching this video of puppies, you’re donating money to charity.
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