allhailmuggod

[allhailmuggod]

Cleaning the entire house, clouds of dust leaving through the open door and windows, so the house looks like it has a smoking problem.

"Every time..."

[allhailmuggod]

"Thanks, I'll be sure to swing by."

Jay opened his mouth to say something again, but was interrupted by the rumbling of his stomach. He chuckled in embarrassement as he remembered exactly why he went into the woods this day.

"Hey, uh, I hate to ask, but..." He awkwardly poked two index fingers together. "Do you guys have any extra berry jam and bread? I've been craving them all morning... I could go for just bread, too."

Jay took a peek at the sword with great interest. He nodded at the mention of magic, taking mental notes of everything that might come in handy.

"I'm no divine being, I'm pretty sure. But!" He pointed with his index finger in the air. "I do have a few magic tricks up my sleeve! If you guys have any sorta trainin' facility, I'll be happy show a move or two."

[allhailmuggod]

Jay took a peek at the sword with great interest. He nodded at the mention of magic, taking mental notes of everything that might come in handy.

"I'm no divine being, I'm pretty sure. But!" He pointed with his index finger in the air. "I do have a few magic tricks up my sleeve! If you guys have any sorta trainin' facility, I'll be happy show a move or two."

"No mere animal or god?" Jay repeated with a chuckle. "That's much more poetic than what I'd describe myself." But now he knew for sure he was in some completely different place.

"Okay, next question... You say that it's dangerous out here, 'cause of the gods, right? How're ya goin' about defendin' yerself?"

[allhailmuggod]

"No mere animal or god?" Jay repeated with a chuckle. "That's much more poetic than what I'd describe myself." But now he knew for sure he was in some completely different place.

"Okay, next question... You say that it's dangerous out here, 'cause of the gods, right? How're ya goin' about defendin' yerself?"

The mug followed the goatt with hands behind his back.

Goatwin was right, of course. Jay had many, many questions on his mind. Though, Goatwin wouldn't be able to answer all of them, even if he wanted.

Jay hummed thoughtfully, going through each of them, picking the most relevant ones.

"Alright. Let me start with somethin' easy. Do you know anyone named Mugman or Cuphead? They should look a lot like me."

[allhailmuggod]

The mug followed the goatt with hands behind his back.

Goatwin was right, of course. Jay had many, many questions on his mind. Though, Goatwin wouldn't be able to answer all of them, even if he wanted.

Jay hummed thoughtfully, going through each of them, picking the most relevant ones.

"Alright. Let me start with somethin' easy. Do you know anyone named Mugman or Cuphead? They should look a lot like me."

Jay stayed curiously silent while listening to Goatwin speak. He didn't speak for a little longer even after the other finished speaking, taking everything in with a thoughtful frown.

"Well, they sound like some real piece of work," Jay concluded, "Really more like Devils to me! And I have experience with Devils, trust me."

"And I'm sorry for yer loss. I can only sorta imagine what it feels like to be the last of your kind."

[allhailmuggod]

Jay stayed curiously silent while listening to Goatwin speak. He didn't speak for a little longer even after the other finished speaking, taking everything in with a thoughtful frown.

"Well, they sound like some real piece of work," Jay concluded, "Really more like Devils to me! And I have experience with Devils, trust me."

"And I'm sorry for yer loss. I can only sorta imagine what it feels like to be the last of your kind."

"The pleasure's all mine!" Jay gave a few firm shakes before letting go. "I'll try my best to keep the formalities to the minimum."

"But really, it must be my lucky day!" If he were to ignore the sudden transformation to an unfamiliar place. "No better person to show me 'round than the ruler, mm? I'd also like to know more about those god problems you have, if you don't mind."

[allhailmuggod]

"The pleasure's all mine!" Jay gave a few firm shakes before letting go. "I'll try my best to keep the formalities to the minimum."

"But really, it must be my lucky day!" If he were to ignore the sudden transformation to an unfamiliar place. "No better person to show me 'round than the ruler, mm? I'd also like to know more about those god problems you have, if you don't mind."

"I see, I see... Wait, you said you rule here?" Jay's straw almost popped out of his head from the surprise. "Didn't know I was talkin' to a king!"

He took the mentioned straw out of his head and bowed with it, like he would do with a hat. Then he put the straw back in and offered a handshake.

"My apologies, your highness! Blue Jay is at your service!"

[allhailmuggod]

"I see, I see... Wait, you said you rule here?" Jay's straw almost popped out of his head from the surprise. "Didn't know I was talkin' to a king!"

He took the mentioned straw out of his head and bowed with it, like he would do with a hat. Then he put the straw back in and offered a handshake.

"My apologies, your highness! Blue Jay is at your service!"

"The lands of Olquus?" Jay repeated, hands on his hips, the liquid in his head sloshing in his attempts to remember.

However, the name rang no bells. He smiled awkwardly.

"That's interestin'. Do you live here? Do you guys have any sorta Devil problem here, by chance?"

[allhailmuggod]

I promised bugs, but today is a mugday kinda day.

I have a dusty roleplay blog for Mugs and, because there are so many of them, even among my friends, I decided to give mine a nickname! He goes by Blue Jay among other Mugs!

[allhailmuggod]

"The lands of Olquus?" Jay repeated, hands on his hips, the liquid in his head sloshing in his attempts to remember.

However, the name rang no bells. He smiled awkwardly.

"That's interestin'. Do you live here? Do you guys have any sorta Devil problem here, by chance?"

[⛧] The tiny goatt blinked, looking behind the talking mug as he gestured behind him. All the prince saw was more forest. More confused than ever, he shifted his attention back to the object-headed being.

"I... see..."

Whatever Inkwell Isles was, it was clear that the other was far from home. How far, he was uncertain, but that didn't matter at the moment. He was now in a strange new land, and one that was quite dangerous on top of that.

"Well... You are currently with the lands of Olquus."

[allhailmuggod]

“Where did you come from?”

“Don’t Belong Here” Sentence Starters

"That's easy!" said Mugman, also known by his alternate versions as Blue Jay, "I came from Inkwell Isles." He gestured with his thumb behind himself.

There were no Inkwell Isles in that direction, of course. Jay stood with his back towards some suspicious dark woods from which he had emerged.

Before he got here, Jay had gotten lost in the wrong part of the Isle One's forest. He must have been walking for hours before he finally saw an opening. However, instead of his house or Cagney's flower field, he was met with this little goat.

So, yes, he knew where he came from. Just not how he got here.

[allhailmuggod]

I'm gonna do a swear!!

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poopie.

"............."

"Aw, ha-ha. Not sure if I'd count it as a swear, but... it's a dirty word for sure!""

[allhailmuggod]

"Hey, Mugsy! Betcha can't make a sentence without the letter A!" (from Cuphead)

"You thought you just did something there, didn't you?"

"Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon."

[allhailmuggod]

“Oooh.” Mugman still couldn’t stop smiling, so he cleared his at the moment non-existent throat and waged his finger. “He shook his head, ‘cause kids shouldn’t know this word yet! It’s a bad one that people only say when somethin’ very-very bad happens. Teachers don’t like that word 'specially.”

(thebrotherscupheadandmugman) "Mugs! Mugs! I learned a new word at school today!!"

@thebrotherscupheadandmugman

"Oh, really?" Mugman even put aside a book he was reading to kill the time. That ought to be good. "What word did ya learn?"

[allhailmuggod]

“Snrt-” Mugman covered his mouth, trying to keep himself from bursting. It was all for naught, however, and laughter spilled out of him in a concerning fit. “Pff-” 

“Ah-ha-ha-ha!”

“Oh-oh-ooooh... I’m- I’m sorry, Cups-! Uh- ah- Wh- pff... Who taught ya?”

(thebrotherscupheadandmugman) "Mugs! Mugs! I learned a new word at school today!!"

@thebrotherscupheadandmugman

"Oh, really?" Mugman even put aside a book he was reading to kill the time. That ought to be good. "What word did ya learn?"

[allhailmuggod]

(thebrotherscupheadandmugman) "Mugs! Mugs! I learned a new word at school today!!"

@thebrotherscupheadandmugman

"Oh, really?" Mugman even put aside a book he was reading to kill the time. That ought to be good. "What word did ya learn?"

[allhailmuggod]

bicth

"Oh, that's the cousin's cousin."