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alliedbiscuit · 4 days ago

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They’re gonna have Vince back by next Wrestlemania. Fuck ‘em all. Sorry to every woman who works there.

#wwe #summer slam

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alliedbiscuit · 5 days ago

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MR. SHOW WITH BOB AND DAVID 3.05 — "Please Don't Kill Me"

#always reblog #this man was nominated for a Tony #mr show #bob odenkirk

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alliedbiscuit · 5 days ago

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Well, well, well. Just checking back in to see this loser is sucking Trump’s dick and created a reality show just so he can be “caught” on a hot mic saying how the women wrestlers are so much better than the men. Is this your “Papa Hunter?” Grifter of all grifters.

What a time for me, a person who never came around to liking Triple H, never thought he was an amazing booker, and always thought his only improvement over his predecessor is that he isn’t a known sexual predator.

Nevertheless, Iyo, Bianca, and Rhea persisted.

#fuck triple h forever

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alliedbiscuit · 3 months ago

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maria's rewatch series: deep throat

#these gifs plus an episode titled deep throat???#but unfortunately it’s not what you might think #the x files

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alliedbiscuit · 3 months ago

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#attention was caught by the name of the sports podcaster sharing the photo #then focused in on the shirt #nice

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alliedbiscuit · 3 months ago

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Me: Yo wanna watch X-Files tonight Friend: That show where they eye fuck each other for 40 minutes? Me: ...............yes

#accurate #the x files

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alliedbiscuit · 3 months ago

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

#hannah living a lot of people’s dreams #including I’m guessing her own #hannah einbinder #gillian anderson

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alliedbiscuit · 3 months ago

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so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

#saw a clip of the pope’s brother who lives in florida and i was just like nope #bob from Chicago is not the pope #bob from Chicago is the guy who calls into sports talk radio to complain about the bears

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alliedbiscuit · 4 months ago

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Twin Peaks

"Miss Twin Peaks", S2E21

#thank you to my man #twin peaks #michael horse

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alliedbiscuit · 4 months ago

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What a time for me, a person who never came around to liking Triple H, never thought he was an amazing booker, and always thought his only improvement over his predecessor is that he isn’t a known sexual predator.

Nevertheless, Iyo, Bianca, and Rhea persisted.

#wwe #wrestling thoughts

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alliedbiscuit · 4 months ago

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#it’s nice to feel seen #to know we have these shared experiences

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alliedbiscuit · 4 months ago

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STEEL MAGNOLIAS (1989) dir. Herbert Ross

#she is everything #steel magnolias

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alliedbiscuit · 5 months ago

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them.

#they contain multitudes #the x files #msr

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alliedbiscuit · 5 months ago

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Want a wife so I can do really slutty things for her like make her coffee in the morning and give her forehead kisses

#need me a freak like that #the x files #msr

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alliedbiscuit · 5 months ago

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ISABELLA ROSSELLINI WEARING BLU VELVET AT THE OSCARS 💙💙💙💙💙

#we didn’t talk about this enough #so lovely #isabella rossellini

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alliedbiscuit · 5 months ago

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#you got me there

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alliedbiscuit · 5 months ago

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watching twin peaks for the first time and kyle maclachlan is just sooooo cute he looks like a porcelain wedding cake topper who wished to be a real man

#knowing kyle maclachlan for mostly playing sleaze bags all my life #and then watching twin peaks and see him as the sweetest cupcake ever was such a shock #twin peaks #kyle maclachlan

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