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All I’ll say is that I definitely found my bitch button 😇😇

Brought myself my first (I know, shocking) dildo, and SEVERELY underestimated how thick/long it was, so now I’m just kinda sitting here keeping it warm.

Idk what to like. Do with it.

Send help /j

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Is it too much to ask for to have someone holding my thighs open and sucking on my clit like it’s their only purpose in life? Can’t a girl get held down and have her pussy ate so good she’s in tears from the pleasure?

Can’t believe nobody is eating my pussy rn 😔

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Did I ever 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Brought myself my first (I know, shocking) dildo, and SEVERELY underestimated how thick/long it was, so now I’m just kinda sitting here keeping it warm.

Idk what to like. Do with it.

Send help /j

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New game idea!

Don’t hurt a masochist. No matter how much they beg, or act out, or demand it. Don’t give them what they want. It’s like training a dog—you’ll only reinforce that they can be a brat and get their way.

So don’t hurt them. Whenever they try to goad you into it, just smile, give them a little kiss, and add a mark to your mental tally. And then, at the end of the week, that’s how many orgasms you get to force from their trembling body <3

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If someone were to eat me out rn I think I’d cry real tears of joy

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One of my most secret fantasies is to zip tie some poor girl’s ankles to the metal part of the car seat headrest and edge her with one of those remote control vibrators the whole drive back from uni (about 4 hours for me). Hell, maybe I’ll spend half the drive edging, and overstimulate her for the other half. If she begs pretty enough, maybe I’ll pull over and eat her out. I wouldn’t mind having this done to me, either, but I think it’s cuter to watch another girl slowly dissolve into whining and begging while I hush her and remind her that distracted driving is the number one cause of car accidents.

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Here’s a fun idea: you let me yap about the Hospice Album by the Antlers (2009) (because I’m very normal about it) and you get to be railed into the fucking mattress while I do so. You don’t have to do anything but lay there and enjoy yourself. I won’t even be mean and slow down when you don’t give me an intelligent response fast enough 🤥

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@unseelie-slut exactly ☺️ you just so happen to be attached to the pussy I’m devouring like a 7 course meal

Please let me make out with your pussy please please please please not even for your pleasure I just have an oral fixation. I wanna lap at your cunt until you’re crying and pushing my head away but I can’t stop :((

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Anyways I may or may not have accidentally given myself a hypno kink

It would be suuuuuch a shame if someone came over and got me all relaxed and then made sweet sweet love with me. Or vice versa. I’d love to have a cute little thing with their brain turned off to tease.

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Sorry I’ve been inactive lately :/ life gets in the way

Anyway here’s your reminder that EVERYONE have to do their part to overthrow fascists, even (and I’d argue especially) the self proclaimed freaks and whores of the world ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ninguna persona es ilegal en tierras robadas

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Me when I fucked myself so furiously that my SHOULDER CRAMPED????

Anyways haha who volunteers to make sure that never happens ever again

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I know there’s a lot of hype around those vibrators you can control with your phone and public play, but I like the idea of just using it around the house. Like being in the other room, both peacefully doing chores and playing with the controls absently, hearing their soft moans from across the house <333

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The first time you cum after you’ve been on your period always hits soooooo different. Especially when you’re trying to tease yourself and drag it out. I think I actually blacked out for a second.

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I’m also anemic, it’s probably good for me anyway

It’s cute that you think I wouldn’t want to eat you out on your period. “It’s too messy” “it’ll taste bad” DON’T CARE. DIDN’T ASK. PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN.

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Date idea I yap about my interests and you listen while you play with my pussy

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It’s cute that you think I wouldn’t want to eat you out on your period. “It’s too messy” “it’ll taste bad” DON’T CARE. DIDN’T ASK. PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN.

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letting a hot butch feel you up will fix you i promise