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Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

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Feel free to reblog to have more people to vote. Feel free to explain why you voted the way you did. DO NOT SENT ANON HATE FOR HOW PEOPLE VOTED.

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5 years ago, Carly Rae Jepsen had a weird day

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"heckin chomk friendshaped huggable softmfd"

can I get called a fat slut instead

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I Don't know how to flirt so I asked the cute guy on grindr what his favorite Will Wood song is because he had a will wood sticker in the picture

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parents were amazed how well the dogs walked on leash so in case this trick is more uncommon than I thought here’s my training technique

If a dog pulls on the leash just stop and stand there

that’s it that’s the trick you become a seat belt it works real fast. Start walking again if they stop pulling & even better if you wait until they look at you first (sometimes u might have to call them back to stop pulling if they are a bit dumb)

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Every time I see you talking to an egg I think to myself "Fuck maybe I'm trans." Then I remember. I am trans. I've been on estrogen for like two years and out for over a decade. I know my ass is a girl. But like, the urge to be... more girl... somehow. Girl squared.

Hmmm. Makeover? Prog? Bottom surgery? So many options...

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I'm excited to get to writing my SCP-9000 submission.

And yes, I will be self-inserting myself as a Foundation doctor, as is tradition for SCP authors.

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when I started to become more openly black online instead of a generic furry trans artist, I noticed I have been facing a lot of racism from it

my characters and myself being more fetishized by reactionaries-

people questioning if I'm truly black, saying they'll just "pretend I'm a white person" (weird)

my vents about my grudges with white people being anti black to me is twisted into being too "mean to white people and that I'm on white devil speech and I need to be nicer to them"

it's just crazy how I'm treated no differently for being black online than I am IRL, and this is mostly done WITHIN leftist spaces. it's exhausting.

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a few nights ago lotus and poison, iconic performers and trans women, were viciously attacked at legends gay nightclub. nobody intervened in a supposed community space. please help cover their medical expenses and show them they are not alone. they were absolutely let down, and what kind of community doesn't help its most vulnerable? consider showing them support both emotionally and financially after this dual trauma of abuse and neglect.

their gfm

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can you imagine the cognitive dissonance of being a cat and grooming yourself constantly to get rid of All Smells so that you’re scentless and thus invisible and thus safe. but! also! your stuff! your beautiful stuff! you must make sure no one takes it. by making it stink. of you. oh hoh hoh how it must stink of you. but what if someone finds you thaT WAY????

this is why cats scream so much.

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Absolute evil.

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Out of all my guests I'm the most grateful towards Sophia for indulging me, cause while I'm sure Deme and River will be fine as a cis man and a nonbinary shadow being respectively, I did just expose my dear sweet fellow tgirl best friend Sophia to the full force of some of the worst badly written 2010 visual novel transmisogyny you can get, and she doesn't derive joy from pain like I do, so really she would've been in her rights to kill me for it

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the matrix: revisited (2001)

The masculine side of Morpheus is really evident in the Matrix and his feminine side is evident in the Neb.