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But what about an aromantic Cupid?

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Finney :Well do you?

Finney: Hey robin, do you remember when we first saw each other you looked at me and smiled and then tripped and laid there for five minutes. And then got up and ran to the bathroom, and I followed you and you were sobbing your eyes out?

Robin:

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Mhmmmm yall real sorry now ain't ya?

Scooby Doo fandom and the entire internet after the new Velma cartoon released:

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Vance:Sooo,with?

vance : if walking on water was possible, would you do it with or without shoes?

bruce : ....

vance : ....

bruce : your mind fascinates me. it's scary, but it's fascinating. the universe stopped making men like you. i love you.

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Slay gramma

she ate

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This

This is amazing

Sometimes just for fun Bruce will go "pspspsps" near Vance and it makes Vance so mad because it actually catches his attention

HELP I LOVE THIS

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Hehe he Kamado

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Therapist: Haunted house finney isn’t real he can hurt you.

Haunted house finney:

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Me when I hear people talk shit about someone I hate

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Why is that so funny?

five kids playing the telephone game from beyond the grave with one living victim to conspire on how to outsmart and blitz attack a freak ass loser in a fugly mask and murder him back ✨✨ together ✨✨ in his own shitty basement where he did the same to them is something that can actually be so personal

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Vance's mom: is that MY hairspray?

Bruce: Hey babe have you seen-

Bruce: ....

Vance: *sitting on top of the fridge with a lighter and hairspray*

Bruce: Vance why are you on the fridge?

Vance: I saw a spider

Bruce: Oh you mean the one right next to you?

Vance: *falls of the fridge*

Vance: What the fuck!

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Like what'd he expect?

The Grabber after the kid he snatched off the street and kept in a basement tries to escape

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Yes

I’m man enough to admit that Robin’s call in The Black Phone makes me cry. Are you?

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That sounds about right ngl

I have now decided that griffin has an iron deficiency. I will not explain.

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Robin: I don't get why we got kicked out

Billy:Robin-

Robin : I mean it says "ALL YOU CAN EAT"

Vance: ...You ate a fucking chair

Robin:So?

Finney:THAT'S NOT FOO-

Griffin : Was it good?

Bruce: ...

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Not the Onceler 😭🖐️

is it just me or did they yassify the quaker oats guy