allygatoor
allygatoor
welcome to the shit show :)
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ace/queer, they/themcurrently hyperfixated on: stranger things, it (2017), wicked, the shadowhunters universe, lotr, aftg, arcane, the magnus archives
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allygatoor · 3 days ago
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I’ve had cabaret on my mind alot lately, no matter how old this musical gets it still stays so, so relevant…
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allygatoor · 3 days ago
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put your clothes back on were going to talk about how musicals are the best media to adapt books in cause its the only one that allows the characters to express their feelings and internal monologue as they do on page
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allygatoor · 3 days ago
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steve (steddie) era is back
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allygatoor · 4 days ago
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The world needs more movies that are dedicated to fucking losers
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allygatoor · 6 days ago
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everyone says theyre into loser men until theyre watching me go feral in my own home watching ANY film with jesse eisenberg. then suddenly its "what the fuck" and "he literally played the zucker-bot" and "he looks like he would slip cartoonishly hard on a banana peel". idc the harder he fail-maxxes the more i want him
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allygatoor · 8 days ago
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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes
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allygatoor · 8 days ago
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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.
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allygatoor · 10 days ago
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might start birdwatching or kill myself or something
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allygatoor · 10 days ago
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allygatoor · 10 days ago
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I’m gonna sob like a baby when their story plays out
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allygatoor · 10 days ago
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Characters who choose death but are forced to live, my beloveds.
Characters who have to come to terms with a second chance at life they never asked for, my darlings.
Characters who move forward on the trembling legs of a newborn fawn through the overwhelming, blinding crush of an existence they fully forsook but which was thrust back upon their unwilling beings, my obsessions.
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allygatoor · 10 days ago
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yall have no idea how much i want my job title to be “federally paid lesbian farmer”
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allygatoor · 10 days ago
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People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so
DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.
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allygatoor · 10 days ago
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Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.
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allygatoor · 10 days ago
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o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
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allygatoor · 12 days ago
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neil josten is such a murphy bed guy. but it has to be a shitty one that looks and sounds like it’s going to break every time. pro exy millionaire neil will be looking around an apartment with 3 kinds of mold and go YOOO THIS WALL IS A BED ANDREW DO YOU SEE THIS? ANDREW COMEBACK we could fold kevin into the wall…. i could climb to the top and flop down as it comes out!! this is the peak of interior design andrew why are you pulling that face
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allygatoor · 12 days ago
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horses made me transgender
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