alolanexeggutors
alolanexeggutors
Psychosexual Warrior
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Haha noooo don鈥檛 fall into the perpetual cycle of death and rebirth your so sexy 馃槢
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alolanexeggutors 9 hours ago
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MUTUAL I HAVE DECIDED IS COOL LIKED MY POST
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alolanexeggutors 16 hours ago
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drawing people i see in the city (62/?)
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alolanexeggutors 1 day ago
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"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts
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alolanexeggutors 1 day ago
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I WANNA HAVE STRAIGHT SEXXXXXXXX AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE
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alolanexeggutors 8 days ago
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achieving enlightenment
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alolanexeggutors 15 days ago
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This is my favorite gif rn I can't stop sending it to people unprompted
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alolanexeggutors 16 days ago
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You should do a poll asking people if they鈥檙e from a town/city ending with -ham, -field, -borough, or -ton (excluding Boston). Think it would be cool
Sure, why not
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alolanexeggutors 16 days ago
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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece
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alolanexeggutors 18 days ago
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i hope the homestuck anime gets a million investors and then production goes completely sideways in a new unprecedented way. i hope it runs a thousand seasons and they're all terrible. i hope it stays dark forever. i hope the worst isn't over, and i hope you blink before i do. i hope i never get sober.
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alolanexeggutors 18 days ago
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it鈥檚 actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don鈥檛 realize it if you鈥檙e someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it鈥檚 so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country鈥檚 median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren鈥檛 their coworkers or people they met on dating apps
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alolanexeggutors 18 days ago
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Just bought a fallen empire off temu
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alolanexeggutors 19 days ago
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alolanexeggutors 19 days ago
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alolanexeggutors 19 days ago
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the subtle and delicate cuteness of the chickpea
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alolanexeggutors 19 days ago
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so bECAUSE OF THE PILOT TRAILER I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "VIVZIEPOP HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SERIES PILOT TRAILER??!?" AND THEN HE WATCHED THE TRAILER ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
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alolanexeggutors 20 days ago
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guy in prehistoric times who wants to be subversive but there are no cultural tropes or norms to break yet so he just goes to the river
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alolanexeggutors 20 days ago
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