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alpacataco
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alpacataco · 4 years ago
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once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably
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alpacataco · 4 years ago
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I’m all for Eddie and Ana. Go be boring together. Buck needs passion and spontaneity and adventure. And Eddie has the charisma of a brick.
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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kellyanne conway really spent the last 4 years batting for the team ranting about pedophile sex rings and family values and then posted revenge cp of her own daughter on twitter because she (her daughter) had the audacity to post a video of kellyanne beating her
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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Just making an observation
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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i am so sorry to the Supernatural fandom for being forced into The Writers Fucked Up The Last Season Club. i don’t know what happened but i’m sure it was shit and your pain is valid
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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The Satanic Temple announces Satanic Abortion Ritual, essentially making abortion a religious right under the Religious Freedom Reatoration Act. I don't have enough words for how much I support this organization, atheistic or not. We need more people like this.
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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chadwickboseman It is with immeasurable grief that we confirm the passing of Chadwick Boseman. 
Chadwick was diagnosed with stage III colon cancer in 2016, and battled with it these last 4 years as it progressed to stage IV. 
⁣A true fighter, Chadwick persevered through it all, and brought you many of the films you have come to love so much. From Marshall to Da 5 Bloods, August Wilson’s Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom and several more, all were filmed during and between countless surgeries and chemotherapy. ⁣⁣
It was the honor of his career to bring King T’Challa to life in Black Panther. ⁣He died in his home, with his wife and family by his side. ⁣
The family thanks you for your love and prayers, and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time. ⁣⁣
Photo Credit: @samjonespictures
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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actual image of ben after klaus told everyone ghosts can’t time travel
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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OK So with the shit with the USPS going on:
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1. Check your Voter registration to make sure everything is up to date.  If you can, request a Mail-In Ballot.  I live in CO, where all elections are Mail-In only now, so I get one anyway.
2. Fill out your ballot per the instructions on your Ballot.  Some Notes:
Read Instructions thoroughly, and fill out your Ballot in private.
Do NOT post pictures of your Ballot as this may invalidate it.  DO Post pictures of your “I Voted” sticker.
Make sure to vote for all the offices up for election- as important as the presidential election is, your mayor, governer, local school board and sherrif have a MUCH bigger impact on your immediate safety and quality of life.  Google your candidates, look up the Leauge of Women Voter’s Guides for a reliably Impartial rundown of your local candidates. 
Remember also that it is better to have someone in office that is only moderately incompotent, than it is to have someone that actively wants you dead.  It is the first step to having someone worthwhile next time.
If you wanted a third party option, your local elections are the best place to do this- my own city council has several Green Party members and it got me city-sponsored single-stream recycling! Its also moving the state legislature significantly farther left.
3. INSTEAD OF MAILING IT- LOOK UP WHERE YOUR BALLOT DROP-OFF LOCATIONS ARE. 
They’re boxes you drive or walk or bus or bike or whatever up to and drop your ballot in, and the elections officials will have it that evening. Pros of Ballot Drop-Off:
Can be turned in the same day you reccive your ballot, if you want to get this over with ASAP
Open 24/7, so you can drop it off whenever
Absolutely guaranteed to get your vote counted, regardless of what Donald does with the Post Office.
No waiting in line
No exposing yourself to the coronavirus
Most cities will have several ballot Drop-Off locations, at places like the grocery store, the county courthouse, city hall, at high schools etc.  Google your town or county name and “Ballot Drop Off Locations” and it’ll give you directions even.
Absolutely Save the USPS, but this is the BEST way to make sure your vote gets counted this
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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God watching me make decisions knowing Damn well I’m one Stupid Bitch:
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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if manifestation really worked I’d be married to Dylan O’brien and Henry Cavill by now 😔🥺
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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sometimes I be looking at bitches and wonder to myself, how were you the sperm that won?
Michael Kelso is that bitch
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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Jackie is a Libra and Hyde is a Sagittarius, and Kitty is a Libra and Red is a Sagittarius. which is just more proof that Jackie and Hyde were meant to be. In this essay I will...
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alpacataco · 5 years ago
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