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Listening to big bro's file
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Dress like your bros. Act like your bros. Think like your bros.
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Message me and dumb me down into an idiot jock bro
Seriously, any message helps
Even something like "what's up, bro" can push me further
"You probably don't even know what 4+9 is"
"You type with too many big words"
Shit like that
Make me addicted to feeling dumb
Send me that message, drop me a few IQ points
Even if you're nervous, destroy me, bros
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I know a lot of you little bros have trouble with intrusive thoughts while working out, I鈥檝e found a handy little mantra can put you in the right headspace and push out those unneeded thoughts.
So just repeat after me little bros and get yourself thinking about the right things and DM me so I can help get you onto the right track like your bro here.
LIFT HEAVY
WORK HARD
FLEX MUSCLES
OBEY BIG BRO
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Reblog this if you want to pump yourself up to be perfect dumb muscle
Gotta find our bros
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