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Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetary alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.

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Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetry alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.

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Hel: How did you get here? Hermodr: I rode your half brother for nine nights, awww yeah Hel: *blinks* Hermodr: *clears throat* anyway… uh.. so about Baldr…

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he is so completely fucked and refuses to realize it lmfao

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You don’t want to be a leaky tiki, do you?

Come out and feel FINE-apple with the Summer’s Sunset Luau! 

Monday Sept 28th, 8pm EST

Balmung, Lavender Beads, Ward 1, Plot 28

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Summer’s Sunset Luau

Location: Balmung Server. Lavender Beds, Ward 1, Plot 28.

Time: 8pm-11pm EST

Prize Sign Up:    Minions   Grand Prizes

Food and Drinks Menu:  SSL Menu (tinyurl.com/PFRPluau)

Music:  Luau Tunes

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Summers Sunset Luau is the newest yard party on the block.

(Yard party, block, get it? No. Meh!)

Monday, September 28th starting at 8pm

Crystal Datacender, Balmung

Lavender Beds, Ward 1, Plot 28

Prizes! Music! Games! Raffles! 

All the info is under the cut. 

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Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

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Some MORE incredibly rude ravens

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losing my mind over this

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Recreated Sections of Hadrian's Wall and Vindolanda Roman Fort, Vindolanda Roman Fort, Hadrian's Wall, Northumberland.

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it’s not overreacting to want to be treated with respect

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Shepard! Want a drink?

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Y’shtola: I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. Alisaie: What? Y’shtola: You are ten times smarter than any boy you meet. Alisaie: You said it was a secret.

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"Greg got a lemonade."

"GONDOR CALLS FOR AIDE?!"

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The real tiger king

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