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Ok officially offline- computer and app both switching over. Not deleting so if for some reason someone ever sees this archived post maybe I'll check back eventually

Peace

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I'll be abandoning this tumblr entirely soon

Msg me if you want the new one

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i have an eating disorder

why the fuck do I have an eating disorder ?????

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in this house, we ship johnkat in 2018.

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“toodles”

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SOS I told the girl I like that I want a butch gf and she said "I'm butch" and I got really flustered and went to go make dinner for us (bc I'm at her place tonight)

uhh are you sure y’all arent on a date right now?

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I found this online and i felt like sharing it because it looks like a strider family photo…

(if you know who originally has this photo please attach a link or something) 

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some of guillermo del toro’s retweets are

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my aunt who owns horses constantly posts these excellent horse memes

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karkat deciding to break the ice with john by hateflirting with him right off the bat was a mega gay disaster move and i admire him for it

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….rocksy

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note: i have not read this article, but figured i could write this list based on my own experiences

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A man goes to see his Rabbi in a panic, and he gets there and he says, “Rabbi you’ll never guess what! My son has run away to become a Christian!” And the Rabbi responds, “Well you’ll never guess what! My son has also run away to become a Christian!” So the man asks the Rabbi what to do and the Rabbi says that they should pray to G-d. So they pray and tell him of their plight and G-d replies, “You’ll never guess what!”

- An old Hasidic joke that my Dad likes to tell me

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can you believe after so many years of using french’s “c'est la vie” because the nuance doesn’t translate, we’ve finally obtained a flawless translation with “that’s just the way it is on this bitch of an earth"